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Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him!
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Last reply by Danika, -
"I missed...." 1 2 3
by pomoni- 53 replies
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Soo my friend and I were online-procrastinating and we ended up saying statements (obviously only IB students could say) describing what "we missed" i.e. things we used to do before we entered IB. We ended up coming up with a few entertaining ones such as: 'I missed laughing using my face rather than writing it on the keyboard as "HAHAHAH"' 'I missed eating chocolate' Share yours!
Last reply by Nutella_lover, -
So i saw this game on fb. What you do is confess something (no need for details if you dont want them), and guess the next person's confession. then it carries on. lets see if you guys like it. my confession: When I joined IBSurvival, I was scared of Emmi . Sorry. But I was like really scared of you until I got to know you. I guess the next person is going to confess he/she though IB would be easy
Last reply by King112, -
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Hey all, Lets try playing this game: 2 truths and 1 lie I will say 3 statements in which 1 should be a lie and the rest truth. The next poster will have to guess the lie... Here we go: 1) I raised a pet baby alligator 2) I climbed the pyramids and came back down being chased by the police and didnt get caught 3) I am half-Italian Try to guess which one is the lie.
Last reply by enmasque, -
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There's this new little game going around on the internet called 2048. Maybe you guys have heard of it or played it? For those of you who are unfamiliar with it, basically you slide tiles around on a 4x4 board. If two tiles have the same numerical value, they combine. You begin with 2, which can become 4, then 8, then 16, and so forth following a 2n pattern. Your goal is to get to 2048. Does anyone else play this? It's really popular in my engineering classes (I see people playing on it instead of taking notes) and I play when I need little breaks from work. If you do, what's the highest tile you've gotten to? I can't get past 1024 Here's the link to the game: http://…
Last reply by ebu, -
Saw this one on another forum and quickly became addicted to it.. SO here is how it goes. I will type five words, then the next user will add another five words to continue the story.. get it? yes? yes?? here goes: Once upon a time there...
Last reply by The Valdezinator, -
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh nuts, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!” 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you …
Last reply by HardHead, -
OK here it goes each person replies, the 5th replier decides who leaves the forum ( just for fun, you don't have to leave ) EX: replier 1 : 11111111111 replier 2: 2222 replier 3: 33333333333333 replier 4: 4 four 4 replier 5: 55555 USER LEAVE!!!!!!!!
Last reply by Jaymi, -
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You play 3 positions. Center, Guard, and Tackle. You sit at the center of the bench. You guard the water cooler. and you tackle whoever goes near it. Lmao i always use this joke
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Being precise has too many disadvantages. For ex- Man: (typing in the matrimonial search site) I want a wife who is very short, likes cold climate and which takes part in swimming and social activities. Computer: Marry a penguin!
Last reply by Black Bird Lockheed, -
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Hi guys, So I recently came across this person who created a story with random people online. Basically, you write one sentence, and then someone else adds another. All of this ends up making a story! So I thought I'd try it out on here and see where it goes This way, we can all take a little break from IB and relax with some little creative writing I guess you could copy & paste what the previous person wrote in your text box, so it all flows nicely Ok, so I'll start! CHAPTER 1 It had started off as a normal day in Lauren's life.
Last reply by Blasted21, -
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Studies, show that getting a pet relieves stress! But how about settling for a virtual one? And why not get a cute little dragon egg. This is how it works, you get an egg and put it in your signature or forward the link to make your little dragon grow!! Here are my own little eggs, click on them and get your own little dragon egg!
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advice 1 2 3
by missrunway- 55 replies
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okay sop this is how the game works, u have to give the person above u some advice, so the next person to post has to give me sone advice, etc, etc, lets start!
Last reply by dessskris, -
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Look closely at the hynpotoad's Eyes and see if you can avoid its hynposis when postiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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Highlight for answers What do you call a black guy in a police car? A police officer. How do you make a clown stop laughing? Shoot him in the face. Why did the little girl fall off the swings? She had no arms. Why did the little boy fall off the cliff? His wheelchair had no brakes What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
Last reply by Grumps, -
All right, here we go. This is an attempt to write a group story. Each post adds on a single sentence, adding on to the story. Each person may only add one sentence at a time, waiting for another post before he or she may add another. Hopefully we'll end up with a coherent story. If not, well, at least it may be funny. So, let's see what we can conjure forth as a collective unit! The clock struck midnight.
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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Guys everyone join in if you play PUBG let's create a room or a full room of 100 people whoever is interested. Put your username and id in here
Last reply by IBZOMBIE9840, -
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kk so i saw this game on another forum and i thought why don't we have it here, soo what you do is u ban the person who posted last(so the person above u) for srupid reasons or things like that, so the next person would ban me. ex. kid1- banned for posting Kid2- banned for being online (i know, really stupid examples)
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CANADA WON!
by Amber- 4 replies
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WHO ELSE WATCHED THAT?
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Candy crush?
by Guest ryuk1- 10 replies
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any addicts here?
Last reply by Ryoika, -
Ok, so someone posts a picture so that the next person can come up with a caption. This 'caption-er' then posts another picture for the next person to 'caption-ise'. Simple enough.
Last reply by -._._.-, -
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Which way is the girl spinning? If you see her spinning clockwise, it means that you use the right side of your brain more. If she is turning counter clockwise for you, it means you use your left brain more. At first, I could only see her go counter clockwise, but after starting at it for like 10 minutes, I was finally able to see it the other way........... then I couldn't switch back again LoL. Now I can switch back and forth pretty quickly, but I still have some trouble switching back from clockwise to counterclockwise, although I see her spin counterclockwise first. If you can't see her spin in the other direction, maybe these will help =P I outlined the part that …
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8IfBubit0
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Continent Wars 1 2 3 4 60
by timtamboy63- 1.2k replies
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Okay, so it's quite a simple game. There are 6 Continents (Antarctica isn't included, my apologies to anyone that lives in the Arctic or Antarctic ) They each start out with 50 points. When you post take one (or more depending on your rank) point away from one continent and give it to another. Asia - 50 Africa - 50 Europe - 50 Australia - 50 S. America - 50 N. America - 50 If a continent reaches 0, it gets removed So Let's say you post and take one point from Africa and put it to Europe. Asia - 50 Africa - 49 Europe - 51 Australia - 50 S. America - 50 N. America - 50 You can't double post. To clear it up, double posting in forum terms is posting two consecutive posts, ri…
Last reply by Enoch, -
Okay, so the topic description is a bit misleading... In Corrupt a Wish, the idea is to corrupt someone's wish. Someone wishes and the next person corrupts it. Ex. 1.) I wish I had a million dollars 2.) Granted but it's conterfeit. And you keep doing this until the end of eternity, or something. I'll start! I wish I had more time to sleep.
Last reply by Strikeoak4200, -
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So, I've been sent a great amount of funny and cute videos and I thought, why don't we all share? My weakness is most particulary animals and babies. These are clips that you all just HAVE to see Baby Ally Whatever - Like whateva! Soooooooo cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In5uec02E8U Hahaha - Seriously. Seriously. Is it possible to have more fun? And to be more adorable? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk Family Guy - Annoying Stewie - the most annoying situation ever but incredible funny. To think, we have probably been like that once http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJu32Npxkjw sliding doberman - I wish I could be like that dog.
Last reply by bLub, -
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Found this joke on reddit and decided to share with community
Last reply by AnnaHoffman, -
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Seen this on some other forums, you just describe the person's avatar above you. if they don't have an avatar you can make something up like "godzilla storming IB headquarters" or something.
Last reply by Magician, -
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Here's the rules - This challenge is to tell the most about your musical tastes in 5 albums. Not necessarily your 5 all-time favorite albums, but 5 that, collectively, tell the most about what you like and why. Let's see how broad or narrow the musical tastes of those here are. 1. Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers It's the first album I ever bought on my own, and I absolutely loved it at the time and love it now. 2. Black Clouds and Silver Linings - Dream Theatre The proggy goodness of DT always helps me to study better for some reason, so this is actually my study album. I put it on while revising, strange, I know. 3. Coeur De Pirate - Coeur de Pirate As a stud…
Last reply by alefal, -
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Who else speaks English?
Last reply by merging, -
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What did you all think of the new Doctor who series premiere?!
Last reply by IBantics, -
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Our economics teacher emailed this to us ... Economics models explained.......... with cows [b]SOCIALISM[/b] You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. [b]COMMUNISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. [b]FASCISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. [b]NAZISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots [b]you.[/b] [b]BUREAUCRATISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. [b]TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM[/b] You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell the…
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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I'm looking for a casino without Gamstop. I'm tired of it, I want to play more than it allows me to
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Epic Fail! 1 2
by Shorty- 22 replies
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I know that this isn't true to every American but its amazing how dumb some people can get.
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Epic Riddle
by Guest Joseph Swailes- 15 replies
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Saw this in a book somewhere: You are driving back home on an extremely stormy night. It is almost as if there is a hurricane. It is pouring and so windy debris is actually be blown around. So you are driving along a road and come to a bus stop. At the bus stop there are only three people. The bus isn't supposed to come for 45 minutes and with the storm who knows when it will be there. You have room for only one other person in your car. So you can choose to take one of the three people: A) The girl of you dreams, she is perfect for you in every way but she is not from around here and this is the only way you would ever be able to be with her. B) One of your old mates. Bu…
Last reply by Emzy_memzy, -
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Here are the rules: 1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki. 2 - Click the "Random page" button on the left hand side once. Only once. 3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it's awesome even if it's crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn't want a superpower? No one, that's who. Unless you're a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that. 4 - Post the results. No cheating! So this is what I got: Ice Manipulation. The user psychically reduces the kinetic energy of atoms to reduce temperature. Can generate snow by affecting air molecules. Users may move ice around at will…
Last reply by Blue Alien, -
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So final week before may exams. Just wanna point out that you know IB is for real when you prioritize one hour of studies over one hour of sex. #IB damage
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RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4. Have Fun! QUESTIONS: IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY: - I constantly thank god for esteban HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? - be free WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY? - Exogenesis: Symphony Part 2 (Cross-Pollination) HOW DO YOU FEEL? - Lovegame WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? - Aftermath WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? - For your entertainment WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? - Assassin WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? - Fences WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? - Shadow of the day WHA…
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To cheer you guys up: Kelvin was very cool. Hollerith liked the hole idea. Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding. Van der Waals forced himself to mingle. Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache. Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker. Volt thought the social had a lot of potential. Heisenberg may or may not have been there. Compton was a little scatter-brained at times. Einstein thought it was a relatively good time. After one bite Chandrasekhar reached his limit. Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates. Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once. Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing. Chadwick was handing out neutrons free of charge. Wh…
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Five Letters 1 2 3
by IbTrojan- 45 replies
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Okay so for this game the first poster randomly chooses 5 letters and then the next person will make a sentence out of them. Then the next person would choose 5 letters and so on. Since I'm the first poster, I'll start H T U D S
Last reply by El :3, -
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What are your highest flappy bird scores? Mine is 136 right now
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Commonly used phrases we say but never realise they cancel each other out: 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing Can anyone think of anymore?
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Greetings to all, I am here to want some suggestion I am looking to buy a good quality standing desk for writing and reading books because due to long term sitting facing some issue regarding back pain. I saw some different and unique style desk on ReeCoupons, but dont have any experience to buy from there. Can you guys have any experience by using desk from there? Please let me I am waiting for your replies. Thanks in advance.
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ROFL. Obviously drawn before Deathly Hallows came out. Credit: Marta
Last reply by fan, -
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Jokes, instances followed by awkward silences, videos, etc. If you got a laugh out of it, share with the rest of us. =] I'll start off, of course. It was a few months back, in my Math class. Two boys were making fun of each other across the room, and then this happens: Boy #1: Go factor yourself! Boy #2: Kiss my asymptote! hahah it was perfect! We all had a good laugh.
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[img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/Paper_Cut1277/OT%20only/ghg.gif[/img]
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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what is the funniest joke you remember? or what is the most stupid joke you have ever heard?
Last reply by citizenoftheuniverse, -
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:proud:hehehehehe. i was on youtube and somehow i found these really stupid and funny ib vieods! they are killer funny. this one is called blues clues(ib version) [url="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhS6QvjjNM"]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhS6QvjjNM[/url] this one is called survior ib edition part 1 [url="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MUmSOti0ET0&feature=related"]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MUmSOti0ET0&...feature=related[/url] this one the second part [url="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmZoV2R6cc&feature=related"]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmZoV2R6cc&...feature=related[/url] this one is a yearbook commerical [url="htt…
Last reply by Danika, -
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The interactive Pac-man "logo" on google's homepage on friday and saturday got many critical receptions. Some, like me, think it is entertaining and try to beat it (although unsuccessfully for me ). Others remove google from their favorites because it is "unprofessional" or a time waster for employees (i could imagine that). There was an issue with the sound, people who installed the Cool Previews add-on for Firefox heard the classic "siren" sound from pac-man even when they closed the tab. This seems to be what drove most people mad concerning the pac-man logo, although there were some other nice comments such as "Grow up!!!!", "This pac-man logo was very scarey!", "At…
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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As the title says, just guess something about the next poster, like; [Keeps going on.] Anyways, think I'll start. Next poster loves watermelons.
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