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Stuff IB Kids Don't Say
by Guest muppetsarecool- 7 replies
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A couple friends and I decided to make a video about things ib kids don't say (like all those other sh*t ___ say on youtube), for a little film festival thing that's happening at our school. Please do check it out and feel free to give any feedback Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9JKyTbgF0&feature=youtu.be Thanks!
Last reply by hphgrw, -
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Title says it all. Still don't get? OK, I'll start: Take me and put me in a CORNER full of ants, I'd die before they get to me. I know someone already used this example somewhere on the forum, sorry X couldn't find anything else..haha. This may be hard, but let's see how you do.
Last reply by krystinawashereXD, -
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So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he’d paid attention to the sun and thought he’d figured out which w…
Last reply by krystinawashereXD, -
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Sup people, I remember playing this game in an ICT lesson in school (boredom does crazy things to me) and i've forgotten the phrase/word that got two results so it is possible! so the aim of the game is to find a word/phrase that has the least number of results come up. The rules are: 1. It has to be use english words that can be found in the dictionary. 2. Don't press "i'm feeling lucky" (so chuck norris doesn't count ) 3. Use google 4. The phrase can only be 4 words maximum I'll go first (obviously ) "nihilistic rainbow" - 6.55 million results
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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Last reply by Thekennedy, -
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Commonly used phrases we say but never realise they cancel each other out: 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing Can anyone think of anymore?
Last reply by khalid, -
OK here it goes each person replies, the 5th replier decides who leaves the forum ( just for fun, you don't have to leave ) EX: replier 1 : 11111111111 replier 2: 2222 replier 3: 33333333333333 replier 4: 4 four 4 replier 5: 55555 USER LEAVE!!!!!!!!
Last reply by Jaymi, -
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I recently came across this elsewhere and it was rather amusing. So, I figured I'd give it a go and see how it works with a bunch of IB kids. Just please try to be somewhat creative. We're all nerds to some extent. I mean hey, we joined an IB forum online... Anyway, let the games begin.
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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I couldn't find this on here, so here goes. Basically, whenever you post, you answer the above question, and then ask another question for the person below you. I'll start: What's your favorite color?
Last reply by timtamboy63, -
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Not sure where to put this, but since it's a fun little game I thought you lot might like to have a go. The aim is to come up with the most random 'musical' about the IB. Songs can be parodies you've made/found, or random things you come up with and you can write random scenes. You can do one or both if you want to. Songs can be as long as you like, but scenes are limited to a couple of lines. I'll start it to give you an idea: An IB world school has just exploded because the HL Chem students have been sleeping in class. White foam is covering the teachers and students as they gather in the playground. The chemistry teachers are yelling at the students, while the Math. St…
Last reply by AGBellamy, -
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We have to find and post pictures with the next number. So, I start: The next one is two and so on
Last reply by Proletariat, -
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Here are the rules: 1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki. 2 - Click the "Random page" button on the left hand side once. Only once. 3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it's awesome even if it's crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn't want a superpower? No one, that's who. Unless you're a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that. 4 - Post the results. No cheating! So this is what I got: Ice Manipulation. The user psychically reduces the kinetic energy of atoms to reduce temperature. Can generate snow by affecting air molecules. Users may move ice around at will…
Last reply by Blue Alien, -
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Highlight for answers What do you call a black guy in a police car? A police officer. How do you make a clown stop laughing? Shoot him in the face. Why did the little girl fall off the swings? She had no arms. Why did the little boy fall off the cliff? His wheelchair had no brakes What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
Last reply by Grumps, -
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ROFL. Obviously drawn before Deathly Hallows came out. Credit: Marta
Last reply by fan, -
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Last reply by Drake Glau, -
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My I.B. class has formed a raid group in our guild, Pancakes and Wizards. We are seeking other I.B. raiders to fill our 10-man group to down Cataclysm content. We are in need of fun people who know what the heck they are doing. Be experienced, know your class. We need one Death Knight or Paladin tank, and one Restoration druid. We are an American guild, and will be raiding weekends and soon after school. Wednesday 2:00 to 7:00 server time, and Saturday 1:00 to 6:00 server time. Send a tell or mail to Suanu on Spinebreaker if you're interested.
Last reply by Grumps, -
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Hehe, I found this to be rather humorous. If anyone has a problem with the language, just let me know and I'll try to censor it a bit. Enjoy! THE COLLEGE THEME PAPER: HE VS. SHE Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form of composition called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first perso…
Last reply by frogger, -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWRbm0lCxM Thought I'd share some Arabic humor with the world
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CANADA WON!
by Amber- 4 replies
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WHO ELSE WATCHED THAT?
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
I was searching online for some things when I came across to this one. I think it is a bit old due to the results and some pics that don't work they have but still, fun to take Which IB book are you? My result: I became the Calculus Book aka Smart IB Students. --- SO NOT me. I mean okay, I like calculus a lot (so far...) but I don't take Math or physics or chemistry HL and I'm not that very good in math either.
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Last reply by Danika, -
All right, here we go. This is an attempt to write a group story. Each post adds on a single sentence, adding on to the story. Each person may only add one sentence at a time, waiting for another post before he or she may add another. Hopefully we'll end up with a coherent story. If not, well, at least it may be funny. So, let's see what we can conjure forth as a collective unit! The clock struck midnight.
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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:proud:hehehehehe. i was on youtube and somehow i found these really stupid and funny ib vieods! they are killer funny. this one is called blues clues(ib version) [url="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhS6QvjjNM"]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YUhS6QvjjNM[/url] this one is called survior ib edition part 1 [url="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MUmSOti0ET0&feature=related"]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MUmSOti0ET0&...feature=related[/url] this one the second part [url="http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmZoV2R6cc&feature=related"]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=5KmZoV2R6cc&...feature=related[/url] this one is a yearbook commerical [url="htt…
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Why men do stupid things according to a TOK student.
by Guest TimeLess- 9 replies
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The reason why men do idiotic things: Women. We are nothing more to women then an amusement park ride with life insurance. We're all morons, that's what comes from being a man. Why else would we do the idiotic things that we do? From the moment they dared us to eat that worm, to the moments when they tell us we can shovel that insane amount of snow, we men are morons. Do you ski?... No? Well, you will someday when your girl wants you to. Have you ever been in a weight room when a pretty girl walks by, and you say to yourself "I think I'll start my warm up bench with 400 lbs today". So you see, for as long as there's women, there will be men around doing stupid things to …
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advice 1 2 3
by missrunway- 55 replies
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okay sop this is how the game works, u have to give the person above u some advice, so the next person to post has to give me sone advice, etc, etc, lets start!
Last reply by dessskris, -
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The interactive Pac-man "logo" on google's homepage on friday and saturday got many critical receptions. Some, like me, think it is entertaining and try to beat it (although unsuccessfully for me ). Others remove google from their favorites because it is "unprofessional" or a time waster for employees (i could imagine that). There was an issue with the sound, people who installed the Cool Previews add-on for Firefox heard the classic "siren" sound from pac-man even when they closed the tab. This seems to be what drove most people mad concerning the pac-man logo, although there were some other nice comments such as "Grow up!!!!", "This pac-man logo was very scarey!", "At…
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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Alright guys, I don't know if this has been done before here but might as well give it a shot right? 1. MODS (AKA ME, since I'm running the game) = GODS 2. If you are considering playing Mafia, but don't know how to play, here (http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Newbie_Guide) is a good link to check out the basic rules. 3. Don't quote PMs. If you are unsure about your post (if it is paraphrasing your role PM, for example), send the mod your post and see what they have to say. Quoting PMs can subject you to modkills. 4. Voting goes in bold (Vote: Slayer0). 5. Nighttime PM communication is restricted to certain roles. Your PM will tell you if you can talk during nigh…
Last reply by Cynthia, -
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Which way is the girl spinning? If you see her spinning clockwise, it means that you use the right side of your brain more. If she is turning counter clockwise for you, it means you use your left brain more. At first, I could only see her go counter clockwise, but after starting at it for like 10 minutes, I was finally able to see it the other way........... then I couldn't switch back again LoL. Now I can switch back and forth pretty quickly, but I still have some trouble switching back from clockwise to counterclockwise, although I see her spin counterclockwise first. If you can't see her spin in the other direction, maybe these will help =P I outlined the part that …
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The Image Thread 1 2 3 4
by Austin Glau- 63 replies
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Thread Rating: This is the image thread where you post ridiculous, funny, or stupid images (only you have to think its funny ). It is fine if you just look through the thread at the great images, but posting would be great too. I'll start: Master chief just may have some trouble... Rules: You must post a picture if you post, unless you are a global moderator Don't attach stuff unless it is so big you can't post it because the resize function is screwed up.Don't piss off the global moderators or the moderators(if we are going to have any)New rule: NO HALO ONLY POSTS pl0x
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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Studies, show that getting a pet relieves stress! But how about settling for a virtual one? And why not get a cute little dragon egg. This is how it works, you get an egg and put it in your signature or forward the link to make your little dragon grow!! Here are my own little eggs, click on them and get your own little dragon egg!
Last reply by x___x, -
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To cheer you guys up: Kelvin was very cool. Hollerith liked the hole idea. Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding. Van der Waals forced himself to mingle. Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache. Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker. Volt thought the social had a lot of potential. Heisenberg may or may not have been there. Compton was a little scatter-brained at times. Einstein thought it was a relatively good time. After one bite Chandrasekhar reached his limit. Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates. Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once. Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing. Chadwick was handing out neutrons free of charge. Wh…
Last reply by FutureIB, -
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Our economics teacher emailed this to us ... Economics models explained.......... with cows [b]SOCIALISM[/b] You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. [b]COMMUNISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. [b]FASCISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. [b]NAZISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots [b]you.[/b] [b]BUREAUCRATISM[/b] You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. [b]TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM[/b] You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell the…
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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so, i read a lot of comicbooks, and i was wondering, what makes the best superhero? is it their powers or strengths? or their weaknesses? what do you think? tell me your favorite superhero aswell. and why? please
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Epic Fail! 1 2
by Shorty- 22 replies
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I know that this isn't true to every American but its amazing how dumb some people can get.
Last reply by bLub, -
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So, I've been sent a great amount of funny and cute videos and I thought, why don't we all share? My weakness is most particulary animals and babies. These are clips that you all just HAVE to see Baby Ally Whatever - Like whateva! Soooooooo cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In5uec02E8U Hahaha - Seriously. Seriously. Is it possible to have more fun? And to be more adorable? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk Family Guy - Annoying Stewie - the most annoying situation ever but incredible funny. To think, we have probably been like that once http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJu32Npxkjw sliding doberman - I wish I could be like that dog.
Last reply by bLub, -
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[img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/Paper_Cut1277/OT%20only/ghg.gif[/img]
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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Has anyone played this? Its verrrry addictive http://apps.facebook.com/restaurantcity/
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skool joke .............. :P
by Guest IbRaHiM- 1 reply
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[center] بسم [size=4]الله [/size]الرحمن الرحيم [/center] [color="#8B0000"]hi guys .. this is my first topic in this forum[/color] mmm .......... the joke >>> [color="#4169E1"] [center]A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"[/center][/c…
Last reply by Brom, -
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Abby Student Student No. 62442 Illegal Richmond Resident Ave. British Columbia BACKGROUND * I have lived in Canada for the past 1 - 11 years, whichever one will help me earn more money. * I attended all the ghetto elementary schools in the city. SKILLS AND AREAS OF KNOWLEDGE Keyboarding: I can type 150 words per minute while caffeinated and 300 words per minute while on MSN. Metabolism: I can digest a large amount of food without gaining the slightest amount of weight. [wf] Writing: I have experience in writing formal codes, including the Pre-IB Code of Conduct which is currently framed on my wall. Relationship: I can maintain long-term relationships wi…
Last reply by sweetnsimple786, -
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Beware of the innuendo... The King's Daughter Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic -- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would …
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