Guest Mr Canada Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 "In chemistry. Size matters" - Chem teacher Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afterglow Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 LOL! I am really such a quote-freak Can't help it... Anyways today we started on the topic of reproduction and it reminded me of a quote said last year from a bio teacher on another IB class. Biology teacher: Next topic is reproduction, and we will have some practical exercises. 3 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolebelon Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Here's a few I got from my lang-B class: Love is Aspirin Love is Plastic Surgery From English A1. You are not depressed, you are experiencing depression, but you are not depression. My favorite: Chem Stoichiometry is a chemical reaction, a chemical reaction is stoichiometry. So remember that stoichiometry is a chemical reaction. OK? (weird new chem teacher.) Not the best by far but just somewhere to start posting I guess . Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandev Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 (edited) This isn't really a quote. But it kind of make sense in this thread.Well, in spanish we were practising a grammar structure: If I was an animal I would like to be a ... Well my friend want to say bird. And she asked me wat bird was, I said pajero.So my friend proudly stated to my teacher. "Si fuera un animal, me gustaria ser un pajero"My teacher stopped dead, and just looked at my friend. Then said "You would like to be a w*nker."Everyone erupted with laughter.Pajero means w*nker in Argentinean slang, bird is actually pajaro. Edited December 14, 2007 by Bandev 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Yesterday I got back sort of like a test in French.The teacher does not really like me,so I wasn't amazed when he gave me the test with a strange (worrying) look on his face.But then he added:- It would have been better writing the whole test in French! But you're lucky,I also teach Spanish.It's true,we had to answer 5 questions,the last two I answered in Spanish.Don't ask why,I don't even know that myself. :innocent: Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afterglow Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 "You guys really DO have no lives." - English HL teacher Ouch. *clutches heart* That hurt. . "I agree!...Or do I agree?" - english HL teacher as well Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruan Chun Xian Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 "You guys really DO have no lives." - English HL teacherMy IBC's son likes to run down the hallway in his study hall periods in IB2 singing "Life is hard enough for us!". One day, his dad walked past him and said, "Life? You don't have a life, you're in IB2."Ouch indeed. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monica Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 The last test we had in Biology was called "Nasty little test"....that says a lot about the atmosphere in the class Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afterglow Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) The last test we had in Biology was called "Nasty little test"....that says a lot about the atmosphere in the class LOL it's sort of funny how things like that has been re-named in the IB. I mean if our teacher says we are going to have a 'quiz' then we know it's actually a big nasty test. If they call it a test, then it means it's some sort of exam that they will look at when determining predicted grades and/or report cards. Edited December 19, 2007 by Afterglow 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBStuck Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 (edited) "no, Moses parted the water, Jesus walked on water, and Noah floated on water......" we were in TOK and we had just read an excerpt out of gen. in the bible, and there were about 3 kids int he class who had never read it before. this was the final response we got when trying to remeber bible storeies about water... and the thing was out of 30 christians.... only one could say this correctly for 3 students who had never read the bible."you killed three stones with one bird" unfortunatly i said this one while i was sleep deprived and trying to say my friend had completed two things in at once.... Edited December 20, 2007 by IBStuck 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kaffyrock Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 In a theatre studies lesson, talking about the upcoming Staff Pantomime with two teachers...IB Student: Ooh, we'll come watch it! Can you reserve us seats?Teacher #1: I'm sure the Curriculum Director has already hand-built a royal box especially for you...IB Student: Are you saying we get some sort of special treatment??Teacher #1: I'm saying nothing! (walks out of the room with a giant grin on his face)Well it's true...we're the first IB students at college...and we are a bit, well...pampered! And the teachers waste no time in calling us on it lol Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 (edited) Eng SL Teacher: "There are two main themes in this piece of writing, Forester, can you please give me one of them."Forester: "Well, sir, I can give you both if you like."Thats the only one i can think of from the top of my head.o yea heres another one.Teacher: "What is a tragic hero?"Forester: "A hero that is tragic?" Edited January 11, 2008 by Forester Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iber2468 Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 This week is the English Oral Commentaries for us (topics: Heaney poems, Yeats poems, Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, Woolf's Mrs. Dalloway, and Ondaatje's Running in the family)Math HL Teacher: —–, you’re sleeping in my class again. Did your girlfriend keep you up last night?! *roars of laughter*Student: *quietly to self* No, I was having a Menage A Trois with Yeats, Mrs. Dalloway, and Julius Caesar. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Mai Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 real example: Armando: Oh **** I got a 67! Kyle(smart blond guy, what can't he do?): Yeah, I got a 94...damn that last bracket! T.T Ryan Chan(Skipped a Grade(AT IB LEVEL!!!)): I got a 99 Me: Well...I've got a 47...but it's all good because it brings my mark UP!! <laughter> it was hilarious at the time:P Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBStuck Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 we were telling my chem teacer he needed to learn to "walk it out", and he siad whant do you mean... i walk my dog out the door.... the 5 students in the class burst into histerical laughter Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forester Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 How do u pronounce Menage A Trois?Is it Monaxia Tua? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ibace7 Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 teacher thought she knew what she was doing in a chem lab and blew it up. almost blinded the whole class. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBStuck Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 (edited) teacher thought she knew what she was doing in a chem lab and blew it up. almost blinded the whole class.that is so sad... Edited January 22, 2008 by IBStuck Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afterglow Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Haha @ the chemistry incident.-----Biology teacher: So how exactly do bones regrow?Student: Magic! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Me: This empirical study is cut off. We cant read it.Psych Teacher: I know its like UGH...GRRR...RAGE Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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