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# Random IB Jokes...

This one is so bad...it's almost good.

Who built the ToK ArK?

Knower!

Anymore for anymore?

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Why's Theory of Knowledge so annoying?

Because the teacher spends the whole lesson ToKing. (talking)

This 'joke' is so true lol

-Cassie

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Why's Theory of Knowledge so annoying?

Because the teacher spends the whole lesson ToKing. (talking)

Thats a knee slapper.

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You know, there's a whole wesite dedicated to IB jokes (haunting truths):http://www.geocities.com/calcfreak901/ib.html

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Once on a History lesson, we were supposed to write some presentations on the computers, but I was surfing on one of those IB joke sites. My teacher discovered it and said "Oh, that looks fun. Can you l´please send it to me?"

OT I know.

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i really liked this one,,,

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teacher to students: now write your name on this notecard.

Student 1: OK

Student 2: This is easy!

IB Teacher to IB students: now write your name on this notecard

IB Student 1: how big?

IB Student 2: which corner?

IB Student 3: cursive or print?

IB Student 4: do we need to put our whole middle name or just our middle initial?

IB Student 5: What if we don't have a middle name?

IB Student 6: Is pencil okay?

IB Student 7: Do you want it on the side with lines or the blank side?

and we are wondering why IB is so hard ,,,,

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some more,,,

When an IB Coordinator says "Jump!" an IB freshmen asks "How high?"

Two years later the IB Coordinator says "Jump!" and the IB Junior asks "Where's the nearest cliff?"

^^ hahaha

Student: Hey I came up with a joke! Want to hear it?

Physics teacher: Okay sure

Student: Okay, what happens when you get stabbed by 1 over T?

Physics teacher: You calculate the frequency of how much you get stabbed?

Student: No, it "hertz".

*class laughs*

Physics teacher: Hey you guys do you want to hear another joke?

Class: Sure!

Physics teacher: I just marked your quizzes.

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My friend sent me this one:

Descartes was sitting at a bar one night drinking. As the time neared for the bar to close the bartender asked him, "Well, last call for the night, how about one more?" Descartes replied, "I don't think...," and POOF he disappeared.

Anyone know any more?

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I think, therefore I be. IB, therefore I bs. (bs = bull****, something all IBs become extremely proficient in).

A fun pun on Descartes.

Edited by LinuxBeta

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Do you want coffee or is TOK?

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This actually happened to me...I put it on my profile page.

This happened after we handed in our TOK essays (having finished our TOK presentations ages ago) therefore having no more TOK lessons to attend:

Me: YES! No more TOK forever!

IB classmate: How do you know that?

I nearly fainted. The IB is a demon to haunt you always.