Guest kaffyrock Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 This one is so bad...it's almost good.Who built the ToK ArK?Knower!Anymore for anymore? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 65753 Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Why's Theory of Knowledge so annoying?Because the teacher spends the whole lesson ToKing. (talking)dreadful i know This 'joke' is so true lol -Cassie Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Why's Theory of Knowledge so annoying?Because the teacher spends the whole lesson ToKing. (talking)dreadful i know Thats a knee slapper. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcdrcill Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 You know, there's a whole wesite dedicated to IB jokes (haunting truths):http://www.geocities.com/calcfreak901/ib.html Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beccilini Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Once on a History lesson, we were supposed to write some presentations on the computers, but I was surfing on one of those IB joke sites. My teacher discovered it and said "Oh, that looks fun. Can you l´please send it to me?" OT I know. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahaD Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 i really liked this one,,, --------------------teacher to students: now write your name on this notecard. Student 1: OK Student 2: This is easy! IB Teacher to IB students: now write your name on this notecard IB Student 1: how big? IB Student 2: which corner? IB Student 3: cursive or print? IB Student 4: do we need to put our whole middle name or just our middle initial? IB Student 5: What if we don't have a middle name? IB Student 6: Is pencil okay? IB Student 7: Do you want it on the side with lines or the blank side? and we are wondering why IB is so hard ,,,, 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahaD Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 some more,,, When an IB Coordinator says "Jump!" an IB freshmen asks "How high?" Two years later the IB Coordinator says "Jump!" and the IB Junior asks "Where's the nearest cliff?" ^^ hahahaStudent: Hey I came up with a joke! Want to hear it? Physics teacher: Okay sure Student: Okay, what happens when you get stabbed by 1 over T? Physics teacher: You calculate the frequency of how much you get stabbed? Student: No, it "hertz". *class laughs* Physics teacher: Hey you guys do you want to hear another joke? Class: Sure! Physics teacher: I just marked your quizzes. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
faerie Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 My friend sent me this one:Descartes was sitting at a bar one night drinking. As the time neared for the bar to close the bartender asked him, "Well, last call for the night, how about one more?" Descartes replied, "I don't think...," and POOF he disappeared.Anyone know any more? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinuxBeta Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 (edited) I think, therefore I be. IB, therefore I bs. (bs = bull****, something all IBs become extremely proficient in). A fun pun on Descartes. Edited March 9, 2009 by LinuxBeta Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LowLife Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Do you want coffee or is TOK? 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 This actually happened to me...I put it on my profile page.This happened after we handed in our TOK essays (having finished our TOK presentations ages ago) therefore having no more TOK lessons to attend:Me: YES! No more TOK forever!IB classmate: How do you know that?I nearly fainted. The IB is a demon to haunt you always. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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