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Grumps, on Jan 09, 2011 - 07:31, said:
I hate it when people call two sentence outbursts a rant. I hear "rant" and I'm like "whoa this person is obviously upset, I’m in for a big tirade", but then its like "I dislike chemistry. It is very difficult and I find it frustrating". It's like if someone just walked across the street and went "WOOOH I JUST RAN A MARATHON, BOY IS THIS A BIG DEAL". Obviously you aren’t that emotionally invested if you only have about ten words to say on the goddamn subject. Maybe this is simply a side effect of all that twitter and texting ****, where you don’t have enough space to really elaborate and explain and fully flesh out what you're saying, so people go "JEEZUS CHRIST I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD HAVE FEELINGS AND IDEAS THAT ARE SO DEEP IT TAKE MORE THAN 1 TEXT TO COMMUNICATE TO THEIR FULL EXTENT" and thinking about things at any level deeper than the most superficial becomes a task too immense to imagine. Your small complaint about your chipped nail polish or your gripe about airplane food IS NOT A ****ING RANT. A RANT, a proper RANT is when you just spew out a mile after mile of uncontrolled, angry, feeling. A rant shouldn't be a way for you to dump emotion, it should INCREASE YOUR ANGER. YOUR FACE SHOULD CONTORT INTO THE UNRECOGNIZABLE, YOUR PULSE SHOULD MAKE A HUMMINGBIRD FEAR HEART ATTACK, YOU SHOULD YELL LOUDER AND HARDER THAN THE ANGRIEST OF THE SPIKY HAIRED MUSCLEMEN FOUND IN JAPANESE CARTOONS. You should talk and talk, it should just be a runanway train of barely cohesive sentences and nonsequitors which then CRASHES, FULL FORCE into the FACE of your reader. At the end of your rant you should be sweating BUCKETS, you should draw forth reserve energies like MOTHERS DO WHEN AUTOMOBILES FALL ON THEIR CHILDREN. Your keyboard should wail out in agony, crying for the endless pounding to end as you savagely hammer on IT LIKE A NORSE BERSERKER ****ING DESTROYING SOME ANGLOSAXON'S FACE.. Your fingers, should be WORN DOWN TO LITTLE PITIFUL STUBS, blood and meat and BONE SMASHED INTO OBLIVION ON YOUR KEYBOARD. SMALL CHILDREN SHOULD CRY OUT AND WHIMPER WHEN THEY LOOK INTO YOUR WALL OF TEXT AND FEEL AS IF THEY ARE AN INSIGNIFICANT SPECK LOST IN AN INFINITE VOID OF ANGRY PRINTING.
THAT'S WHAT A ****ING RANT IS
THAT'S WHAT A ****ING RANT IS
You might not want to look at the post below your's then.
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