aussieIB Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 So I just started IB and its my second week so in Chemistry we started learning about the mole concept and I have an awesome joke that I found (sing it in your head) Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazybut here's my number6.02 x 10^23so mole me maybe POST AWESOME JOKES Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) (Read in a dry, sarcastic voice) IB is easy Edited February 2, 2015 by King112 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Ohh! We told chemistry jokes in my class too! They're really cheesy..but I'm not sure if they'll get a good reaction What do you do to a sick chemist? If you can't helium, or curium then you might as well barium (One atom says to another) "I've lost my electron!" "Are you positive?" Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? It went OK. But then Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date less than a week later! OMG! And when Nitrogen asked Oxygen out, Oxygen said NO. And THEN, Oxygen went on a second date with potassium, it went OK2 What's the chemical formula for coffee? COFe2 Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na Two chemists went to a restaurant, one asked for H2O, the other asked for H2O too...and then he died. If H2O is the chemical formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed What did one ion say to the other? I've got my ion on you What do you call iron blowing in the wind? FeBreeze Sorry for the crummy chemistry jokes. It's just that all of the good ones argon They're from all over the place (I won't take credit for any of them). 2 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucettafetta Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It was OK. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofia. Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Entropy just isn't what it used to be Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yii yann Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I did not get this one.............its probably just me Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofia. Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Too bad you can't like posts in this forum Edited February 5, 2015 by Sofia. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwonder Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Jokes a nerdy classmate shared with the class: 1.A mathematician sits in a cafe looking at an apartment building. Two people enter and five minutes later three people exit the building.Mathematician:"Now if only one more person enters the building, it will be empty" 2.A mathematician and physicist are asked to prove or disprove the theorem "all odd numbers are prime", so they start counting.Mathematician: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 however is not a prime.The theorem is therefore invalid,Physicist:3 is prime,5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime. We have sufficient data to stop the investigation. Theorem proved. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamacelebrytka Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It was OK. ok, that was funny Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emilia1320 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Functions were on bar. They were chattiing around and everything was fun and smooth.Then the derivative operator walked in. All functions ran as they couldn't face derivative operator and remain unchanged. Only one stayed. Derivative operator asked from last one "Well, hi, who are you"Function answered: "I'm e^x"Derivative operator answered: "Nice to meet. I'm d/dy"... This is propably an old one but I've not laughed to a joke as much as I laughed to this when I first heard it. Edited March 13, 2015 by Emilia1320 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emilia1320 Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I did not get this one.............its probably just meMe neither, explain! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I did not get this one.............its probably just meMe neither, explain! I think it's a changed version of the actual profile. The original is a Learner's profile while this one mocks it by calling it the Knower's profile. That's how I understood it..dunno if that's what it meant to convey though Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 "Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real!" "I wish you were sin2x and I was cos2x, so together, we would be 1." "Are you an electron? Because I got my ion you!" "You are the substrate to my enzyme." 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I wish I was a double helix, because then i would be in your jeans Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 What did the biologist wear on his first date? Designer genes Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are fine! Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium cute! You must be the one for me because my selectively permeable membrane let you through. You're the particle of my life...without you, my universe wouldn't matter You're so hot you make my safety goggles fog up I wish I were adenine so I could be paired up with U Kinda dirty.... I might love physics but I'm no Bohr in bed You're as sweet as 3.141592638... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M&m_Fan99 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Butts. Peace fofo. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac117 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Politics. Probably the biggest joke in my motherland (Poland). (Polish people/ users that have a bad government will understand.) 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamen rider baron Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 what tree does math grow on? A geometreewhat bra does a math teacher wear? an algebra Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellie Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 teacher: what classes are you struggling with?me: the bourgeoiseteacher: whatme: whatkarl marx: nice This has got to be my fav joke ever heheh. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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