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On 2/2/2015 at 0:18 PM, aussieIB said:

So I just started IB and its my second week so in Chemistry we started learning about the mole concept and I have an awesome joke that I found XD

 

(sing it in your head)

 

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

but here's my number

6.02 x 10^23

so mole me maybe

 

POST AWESOME JOKES

A true australian

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Here are a few jokes, well i reckon them to be funny... 

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO


What is the name of the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms

Where does bad light end up? In a prism.

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? Quark, quark, quark!

Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.

How were three physics students able to demonstrated that a human could travel faster than light? The three students went to a store and bought a stop watch and a candle. Then, they proceeded to a high
school track field. The first student lit the candle and began to walk around the track. The second student waited
a while and then ran after the first student. The third student worked the stop watch because physics experiments
require precise measurements. When the second student rounded the track and came in first, the three students
concluded that humans could travel faster than light.

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