King112 Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 I swallowed some food colouring. I dyed inside. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 This is probably very pathetic, but: I sent in a portfolio piece to my English teacher for feedback to see if I'm on the right track.. I mean the WRITE track Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azi Almonnaste Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 A bit late, but this was on the morning announcements for Pi Day at my school....... "What's the worst part about getting hit in the face with pie?" "I dunno..." "It never ends." Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renamorcen Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 On 2/2/2015 at 0:18 PM, aussieIB said: So I just started IB and its my second week so in Chemistry we started learning about the mole concept and I have an awesome joke that I found (sing it in your head) Hey, I just met you And this is crazy but here's my number 6.02 x 10^23 so mole me maybe POST AWESOME JOKES A true australian Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Here are a few jokes, well i reckon them to be funny... Don't trust atoms, they make up everything. I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite… He said NaBrO What is the name of the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms Where does bad light end up? In a prism. What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? Quark, quark, quark! Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn't matter has no mass. How were three physics students able to demonstrated that a human could travel faster than light? The three students went to a store and bought a stop watch and a candle. Then, they proceeded to a high school track field. The first student lit the candle and began to walk around the track. The second student waited a while and then ran after the first student. The third student worked the stop watch because physics experiments require precise measurements. When the second student rounded the track and came in first, the three students concluded that humans could travel faster than light. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea:) Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date and I was like "OMg!" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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