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[Ruan Chun Xian]

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: 'I am very rich.
    'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... '


    2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
    pointing at you says: 'He's very rich.
    'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..'


    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
    call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich.
    'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..'


    4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
    and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
    her a drink, you open the door (of the car)'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations... '


    5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
    up to you and says:'You are very rich!
    'Can you marry ! me?' - That's Brand Recognition. ..'


    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you
    a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'


    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she
    introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap...'


    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say anything, another person come
    and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she
    goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share...'


    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your
    wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets...'

[Anonymouser]

Wee, first reply.

Haha I've read this one before, but can't even remember where or when. Love it!

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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'

That's also the most-likely feedback.

[kman]

I find nerdy pickuplines hilarious, and if they're math related, it makes me laugh even harder. Share your nerdy pickuplines, and allow everyone to fall in love with you:P

Hey baby, your sweeter than 3.14;)
I wish I was a function and you were an asymptote, so that I can move closer and closer to you

[lindieeluieee]

Haha, yeah. I love them too.

Girl, if you were a differential equation, i'd want to be tangent to your curves!

Edited by lindieeluieee, Dec 16, 2008 - 00:54.

[kman]

i steal most of these off the internet but o well

i wish i was sin^2x and you were cos^2x because then together we'd be one

[Alfabeta]

Your hair is nice and paralell.....

[Ongfufu]

this is physics:
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we way already be in love right now.

[Irene]

Why not just go through the Facebook group and pick out the relevant math pickup lines?: http://www.facebook....?gid=2219995647

Hmph, I remember some of those being used on me. So immature.

Edited by Irene, Jan 28, 2009 - 01:06.

[kman]

 Irene, on Jan 27 2009, 08:05 PM, said:

Why not just go through the Facebook group and pick out the relevant math pickup lines?: http://www.facebook....?gid=2219995647

Hmph, I remember some of those being used on me. So immature.

you should be flattered! there is nothing immature about math pickuplines- they reveal sophistication

[irenesme]

Woahhh. That site has a lot of nerdy pick up lines.

This isn't a pick-up line but ppl go around calling each other third derivatives all the time. Or sometimes write f(u) to the third derivative. That is completely nerdy.

Ok some math pick up lines:
Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
If i were a function then you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. <--- Lol
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Hey...nice assymptote.

None of these are mine. I found them at http://alumni.imsa.e.../mathjokes.html.

[Ashika]

 irenesme, on Feb 12 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

This isn't a pick-up line but ppl go around calling each other third derivatives all the time. Or sometimes write f(u) to the third derivative. That is completely nerdy.

Haha my prof wrote f(u) on the board a couple of times, and I swear I giggle each time. It's sorta like how I write sex instead of secx sometimes by accident.

 irenesme, on Feb 12 2009, 10:19 PM, said:

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

So overused haha.
Heard that a million times in the past 6 years.

[Stefuhfuh]

Ahahahaha. Yay, for distractions from IA hell! ;P
I can see two guys from my group saying these all day long, just for kicks. Otherwise, it's considered IB incest.

[Ashika]

Haha IB incest... amen to that.
I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class.

[Laborare Nolo]

"If me + x = 1, and x = you, then me + you =   1 "

[jmartin]

did you hear the Biology one? If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your jeans. lol

[LinuxBeta]

My friend had a whole .txt file with these.

Math one:
Hey baby, let's integrate

Physics-related one:
"Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress"

This one makes me laugh every time:
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

[xenvrae]

 Ashika, on Feb 13, 2009 - 03:12, said:

Haha IB incest... amen to that.
I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class.

Wait, we're not supposed to date other IB students in our class??? Well, that sucks.

[__inthemaking]

 xenvrae, on Jun 01, 2009 - 21:58, said:

 Ashika, on Feb 13, 2009 - 03:12, said:

Haha IB incest... amen to that.
I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class.

Wait, we're not supposed to date other IB students in our class??? Well, that sucks.

Haha oops..my boyfriend and I are both IB graduates and we started dating in IB lol.

To be fair though it wasn't really "IB incest" yet for us since we started dating November 2006, and IB1 started in September 2006 for us. So really we hadn't formed our IB family yet .

I don't think we would've gone out if he asked me out in IB2 for sure because by then it'd be too weird. There were 2 other IB couples in my year but they'd broken up by the end of IB2.

Edited by __inthemaking, Jun 01, 2009 - 23:00.

[FatimahMuslimah06]

LMAO!!!!! so true.... If a guy comes up to me with that crap, I would be like ....uh-no. Then tell him he needs to pick other places to get his "pick-up lines" than a IB site.

 Anonymouser, on Oct 09, 2008 - 15:52, said:

Wee, first reply.

Haha I've read this one before, but can't even remember where or when. Love it!

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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'

That's also the most-likely feedback.

[sweetnsimple786]

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
&
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Oh dear. I might have kinda used the last one in bio...