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[powa2]

My god, some jokes here have really cracked me up ;D

I got one,

"Say, isn't that Schoerdinger's Dress you're wearing -- and I don't suppose there's a chance that perhaps later on I might get to collapse your waveform?"

[Taigan]

Ha! Some of these are hilarious. I got a couple:
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

This is fun!

[idIB]

I have some too!!!

"We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA."
"I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain."
"You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre."
"I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.:
"I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behaviour."

[Austin Glau]

"I would like to be the tangnet to your curves" lol thx Peachez

[Peachez]

2401 I Hate Tangents, on Jan 23, 2010 - 18:21, said:

"I would like to be the tangnet to your curves" lol thx Peachez

How about: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
& I also like this one: You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

[thatguy]

idIB, on Jan 23, 2010 - 17:13, said:

"You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre."

^ best one. Ever.

[(Kevin)]

Whenever I'm around you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough?

[Mahuta ♥]

idIB, on Jan 23, 2010 - 17:13, said:

"You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre."

Haha omg nice one.

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If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

Hahahahaha dirty!

[kissedbymoonlight]

I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.

My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

[Party Mongrel]

My bio teacher told me this one:

If I were a DNA helicase I'd unzip your genes!

[wombat123]

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Is this Hess's Law, or are we heating up?

[Matthew Sinclair]

Some of these will be really bad as I'm trying to go through my bio syllabus to find the most suss parts hahaha.

Do you mind if I bind to your active site? You're exactly what I need to get off quickly.  

If you come any closer you'll stimulate my phototropism...

wow these are horrible hahha I think I should stop here before I go any further lol

[-PakistaN-]

um

9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)

9x - 7i > 9x - 21u

-7i > -21u

-7i/-7 > -21u/-7

= i < 3u (i love you)

[Mahuta ♥]

"Baby, you must be absolute value, 'cause every time I see you turn my negatives into positives."

I didnt like this one..but it made me laugh for a moment:

"Babe would you be the phospholipid bilayer to my protein so I could be embedded in you?"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"Hey babe, I'm homozygous recessive... wanna do a test cross?"

""Baby, if you become an element of My life, then i'd spend all night studying your properties.""

[Frozen Camel]

Ruan Chun Xian, on Oct 09, 2008 - 13:28, said:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: 'I am very rich.
    'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... '


    2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
    pointing at you says: 'He's very rich.
    'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..'


    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
    call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich.
    'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..'


    4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
    and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
    her a drink, you open the door (of the car)'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations... '


    5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
    up to you and says:'You are very rich!
    'Can you marry ! me?' - That's Brand Recognition. ..'


    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you
    a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'


    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she
    introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap...'


    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say anything, another person come
    and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she
    goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share...'


    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your
    wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets...'

LOL protectionist anti dumping measures   

Edited by Mahuta ♥, Nov 27, 2010 - 15:07.

[JustAnotherAsian]

For IB Students.
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework - I'll take you home, slam you on the table, and do you all night long

IB Chem
Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

IB Math
my love for you is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

IB Physics
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

IB Biology
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

IB Music
I’m a fermata… hold me

For the wierd.
so besides being sexy... what do you do for a living?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

[Desy Glau]

I hate it when people text me "K". I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium.

[IBVeryStressed]

How much does a polar  bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

[Jar Jar D'oh!]

WOW pick up lines : "Hey I like Orcs your color"
"Hey lets meet up at Freewind post, may be slay something??"

Dota pick up lines: "Hey I think Dragon Knight wants to me the WindRunner, what say? "

[Desy Glau]