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[Trololol Marf]

Chem teacher: Okay you guys, when an electron is taken away from a transition metal, you take it away from the S-orbital.
Class: WTFFF! Our IB1 chem teacher showed us an example when they're taken away from the D-orbital!
Chem teacher: Nope, she was wrong. Do it like this from now on.
*Half the class breaks down

To my buddy: Watch when in university, our prof tells us its the D-orbital again -______-"

Edited by Capt'n Marth, Mar 03, 2012 - 19:00.

[Bradley]

While reciting hamlet in English, I said all of my lines in a deliberately terrible Welsh accent, just to annoy the teacher.

Our Business Management teacher was showing us examples of advertisements and had just put on one that involved breasts. Needless to say, that was the exact time the principal walked past the room whilst touring a potential student around it.

We're being taught IB1 HL Physics in an integrated class along with NCEA level 2, laughs ensue.

I managed to derail today's History lesson by wondering aloud which president from 1930-1990 would win in a death-match arena.

Many more...

[jamaa]

We have 5 students in our physics class*

Our teacher comes in and gives us past exam questions to do on mechanics. There was a question we were all stuck in. It was regarding two astronauts throwing a bag in space. The question was: where does the potential energy of the astronaut come from?
We were all stumped until we saw the answer....
The astronauts breakfast.
We were laughing the whole day and until we were walking like zombies with heart problems

[krystinawashereXD]

Well, In my english class, we were all taking a pre-test (sort-of like a mock AP test)  and My friend says, to another friend, (names have been changed, ) * they were kidding around* "Josh, make sure you don't bomb this test, too!" And the other kid, Jake, goes to Josh, "Oh, just like you bombed your IA?" And everyone was like ! And the sad thing is, Josh didn't do so well on his IA for english!
But, then we all laughed and even the teacher laughed! Poor Josh!  

[ItsSabrinaHey]

Someone left their jacket in my HL Psych teacher's room, so she left to return ti to them, and while she was gone, everyone took off their own jackets and other articles of clothing and put it all over her room, even on top of a dusty television. When she came back, she laughed and took each peice of clothing and guessed whose it was. She guessed all of them correctly but one! Hahahahaha

[Positron]

This.

[F488ethe1st]

In Chemistry HL talking about sub-orbitals. The whole class giggle at one of the more funny lookign sub-orbitals (the d-orbital), the teacher then proceeds with lokign up from the board, looking at the class, then back to the board and exclamates "Ooh yeah, it looks like a little fat witch" after that the whole class bursts into laughter

[funny10sport]

First day of chemistry class

Teacher: Today we will learn about Acides. *scientific talk*
Class: *dumbstuck*
Teacher: Basically it is very dangerous and can harm you.
Class: Monsieur, then how do we know if a substance is an acide?
Teacher: You eat it, and if you die, you will know!
Class: -___________-


It was funny t the time

[marauder7]

Le class taking the psychology paper 1 mock exam
Le wild movement appears
One classmate asked politely "teacher I believe we are having an earthquake!"

then everybody stood up and leaned on the wall in fetal positions (this is what we are supposed to do when earthquakes happen). when the earthquake was over we evacuated the school. after 30 min when they were sure that the building had no damages and we went back to write the exam.

the good thing: we exchanged answers
the bad thing: we had less time to answer the exam.

our ib coordinator said that if this happens in a real ib exam then it will me anulated and the internal assessment will have more value.

this is a story i will tell my grandchildren

[BJD]

Nothing funny happens in my school, except when they plan IB events and it all goes wrong. That's pretty funny.