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[ecieee]

Hey you, you're so hot! You must be the true cause of global warming

[Jaymi]

gosh, i've heard the cheesiest, funniest, (LAMEST), nastiest pick up lines recently..haha..so i'll share a few

-Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
-That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
-Bond. James Bond.
-Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
-You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
-Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
-Excuse me, do you have a map? Because i just got lost in your eyes.
-I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! (Never laughed to much at this one)
-If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

[ChikkyD]

Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Terrible, but I laughed

[Desy Glau]

A new element added to Periodic Table.
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic mass: don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties: boils at any time, melts when handled with love and care, very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: very reactive, highly unstable, possesses high affinity to Gold, Platinum, Branded clothes and other precious items. money reducing agent, volatile when left alone.
Occurance: mostly found in front of mirror.

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read it on facebook and found it funny! lol

[Trololol Marf]

I seem to have lost my number. Would you mind giving me yours?

[Procrastination]

Hillarious and *cough*nerdy*cough* pick up lines from a normal IB student:

• What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
  
• You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  
• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  
• If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  
• If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
  
• I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
  
• Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
  
• I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  
• You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
  
• When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  
• If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
  
• I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
  
• Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
  
• and finally... this one's funny. "You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force"

[Trololol Marf]

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life ... O.o
Is your father a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns
Is your father an alien, because you're out of this world
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

Bond. James Bond.

O.o

[Akayuki + Lucifel]

^the one with the drinks is pretty neat.

The cutest line I cam across (which was effectively used on a model) was "If I'd follow you home, would you keep me?"

[Charizardon]

You must be auxin, because you give me rapid stem growth
Your so hot, you coagulate my proteins

[Anne000]

one of my theatre classmates asked our theatre teacher in a lesson: 'what is a script?'

[funny10sport]

The dirty ones...

• "Girl, you show me your secret, and I'll show you mine "
  
• "Gurl, let me put my wand into your chamber of secrets"
  
• "Nice legs, what time they open?"
  
• "If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting some head?"

The cute ones...

• "Excuse me, can I have a photo of you? I wanna show Santa what I want this year"
  
• "Hey do you date strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself."

For the Tech ppl out there...

• "You turn my software into hardware"

And sadly the most famous one of all...and works for them is:

• "Hi! I'm Justin Bieber!"
  
• "Hey! We're One Direction!" ***Girls go wild.

[krystinawashereXD]

Capt'n Marth, on Jul 16, 2011 - 20:00, said:

And I'm sure all the bio kids have heard the helicase, and unzipping joke....

ahaha, I have. ;D I love that one!