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Five Letters 1 2 3
by IbTrojan- 45 replies
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Okay so for this game the first poster randomly chooses 5 letters and then the next person will make a sentence out of them. Then the next person would choose 5 letters and so on. Since I'm the first poster, I'll start H T U D S
Last reply by El :3, -
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RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4. Have Fun! QUESTIONS: IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY: - I constantly thank god for esteban HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? - be free WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY? - Exogenesis: Symphony Part 2 (Cross-Pollination) HOW DO YOU FEEL? - Lovegame WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? - Aftermath WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? - For your entertainment WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? - Assassin WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? - Fences WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? - Shadow of the day WHA…
Last reply by kristinamontinola, -
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Do any of you play browser based (or downloadable) strategy games when you get spare time? I used to play a lot of games like LoL but I'm just looking for a quick game with no time dedication required to wind down with at night or something...LoL is obviously a horrible choice for IB since it forces you to play for at least 20 minutes. Preferably a managing type game like restaurant city (or hotels, casinos, etc) or an RPG like Runescape
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sooo basically all you should do is go to http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and type in your name, and see what you get. Choose the first definition Sabreen: A unique woman, usually sensual in nature. Unlike other more common Sabrina or Sabrines. It is highly likely that Sabreens hate Sabrinas and Sabrines because of common mispronunciations and spellings. Synonymous with sensuality and passion. Damn her name is Sabrina, but I much prefer Sabreen. Yo, that Sabreen is a sexy M**** f****!' ohh god
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Continent Wars 1 2 3 4 60
by timtamboy63- 1.2k replies
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Okay, so it's quite a simple game. There are 6 Continents (Antarctica isn't included, my apologies to anyone that lives in the Arctic or Antarctic ) They each start out with 50 points. When you post take one (or more depending on your rank) point away from one continent and give it to another. Asia - 50 Africa - 50 Europe - 50 Australia - 50 S. America - 50 N. America - 50 If a continent reaches 0, it gets removed So Let's say you post and take one point from Africa and put it to Europe. Asia - 50 Africa - 49 Europe - 51 Australia - 50 S. America - 50 N. America - 50 You can't double post. To clear it up, double posting in forum terms is posting two consecutive posts, ri…
Last reply by Enoch, -
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Quite self explanatory. If you're a member or VIP, increase the number above you. If you're a staff member, decrease the number above you Lets see what we get to. I'll start 1
Last reply by ShootingStar16, -
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Basically all you do is look at the person above you, and based on their username, picture, previous comment, information, w.e, make a completely illegitimate and ridiculous assumption about them. All the posts here are intended to be made in jest so please don't get offended or if you feel like you would don't post =) For example: My name is CkyBlue. My display picture is an anime chick in a superhero suit. I am a Global Moderator. I'm from Canada. My exams were in May 2012. You can assume: My favourite colour must be blue. Sky blue duh I must be asian because I have a picture of anime. I must live in arctic conditions, eat breakfast with maple syrup all day, …
Last reply by IB_taking_over, -
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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. 'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... ' 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..' 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..' 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (o…
Last reply by yucia, -
Alright, let me explain how to play this game. The previous poster will post three things about him/her, and the next poster has to guess which one is the lie. ( only one of the three has to be a lie) Let me start -I'm a surfer -I think IB is a waste of time -I love reggae
Last reply by yucia, -
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So, I've seen this on other forums. It's fun and easy. Since I'm the first poster, I post a question, and the next poster answers; then leaving another question for the next poster. Q: Normally, how many hours of sleep do you get?
Last reply by yucia, -
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if you have no clue what it is, you can check out: http://oce.leagueoflegends.com/ for Aus and NZ and http://na.leagueoflegends.com/ for NA area and I'm sure you can find the EU website (I'm too lazy)
Last reply by CkyBlue, -
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Hello all! As the Topic Title says, I was wondering... Which Video Game is the most Intellectual? Is there a game which could "help" in studies? Or just a game that could improve our studies in some way? Or are all games just there for leisure/recreational purposes? NOTE: It could be on any console Looking forward to some of your opinions.
Last reply by Xavier, -
Make a Haiku to communicate your thoughts! 3 lines, 5, 7, 5 syllables respectively I'll start us off! Let us play a game, Fives and seven syllables, The Game of Haiku.
Last reply by dessskris, -
There's this new little game going around on the internet called 2048. Maybe you guys have heard of it or played it? For those of you who are unfamiliar with it, basically you slide tiles around on a 4x4 board. If two tiles have the same numerical value, they combine. You begin with 2, which can become 4, then 8, then 16, and so forth following a 2n pattern. Your goal is to get to 2048. Does anyone else play this? It's really popular in my engineering classes (I see people playing on it instead of taking notes) and I play when I need little breaks from work. If you do, what's the highest tile you've gotten to? I can't get past 1024 Here's the link to the game: http://…
Last reply by ebu, -
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My dad asked me this riddle and I have no idea what the logical answer is. Hopefully we can figure it out A man goes home at 4pm and see his wife cooking, he then goes take a nap and when he woke up (at 7pm) a marvelous dinner was prepared. At 10 pm they go to bed. In the morning at 7am, he killed her. Why?
Last reply by mhelof, -
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Once I was so drunked that I started talking to a tree. It was a nice tree by the way.
Last reply by Emmi, -
Hey all, Lets try playing this game: 2 truths and 1 lie I will say 3 statements in which 1 should be a lie and the rest truth. The next poster will have to guess the lie... Here we go: 1) I raised a pet baby alligator 2) I climbed the pyramids and came back down being chased by the police and didnt get caught 3) I am half-Italian Try to guess which one is the lie.
Last reply by enmasque, -
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This is so dope! https://www.behance.net/gallery/17453071/League-Of-Legends https://www.behance.net/gallery/19952001/World-Championship Its a redesign concept of league of legends and the LCS app. inb4offtopic
Last reply by Magician, -
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Who else speaks English?
Last reply by merging, -
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For me I was trying to study for IB Biology and Google has no chill.
Last reply by HoneyClover, -
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God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou shall not kill.’ ‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’ So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’ The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘Honor thy Father and Mother.’ ‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.’ Then He went to the Mexicans and said, ‘I have Commandments.’ The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal. 
Last reply by Kamen rider baron, -
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Two kids who were all tangled up in their reckoning of the days of the week, paused on their way to school to straighten matters out. "When the day after tomorrow is yesterday," said Jane "then today will be as far from sunday as that day which was today when the day before yesterday was tomorrow." On which day of the week did this puzzling prattle occur????
Last reply by Tintinnabulation, -
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I thought it would be fun to have everyone take this fun quiz about the Fourth of July to test your knowledge of America's Independence Day! The link is here: https://www.examtime.com/en-US/p/1049909 Good luck! Share your scores in the comments, let's see who knows America the best! I got a 79%
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Need help with Extended Essay
by Guest TransMe- 2 replies
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hello everyone the struggle for extended essay has been real for me and i am struggling with developing a research question. I know i want to do it in ITGS. I want to relate it to online fraud or something like that but I can't just phrase an appropriate question. Any sugggestions
Last reply by Thrashmaster, -
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What are your highest flappy bird scores? Mine is 136 right now
Last reply by Mahmoud-s-a, -
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http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english How quickly do you guys type? These games are so addictive to me. My high scores are in English: 118 words per minute all correct in Icelandic: 99 WPM all correct in Danish: 90 WPM one incorrect
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Have you guys every played this?
by Guest Marioti- 5 replies
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So I was just wondering if any of you played this game http://everybodyedits.com It's not like a super amazing game but I like it Usually when I just want a break from hw or smth I play it
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Candy crush?
by Guest ryuk1- 10 replies
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any addicts here?
Last reply by Ryoika, -
I saw this game on another forum and thought it would be fun to play on this one - Answer every question with another one that does not relate to the 1st! Why study the IB?
Last reply by Manchester City, -
So sometimes when you are just bored of studying you start surfing any thing on the internet, today I looked at funny ib quotes and I would like to share some of them with you guys. Enjoy !! Not mine. I saw this on IB quotes You Know You’re In IB When … 1.You are already planning where your lockers will be next year. 2. At least 4 of your classes (history, english, TOK, psychology) are talking about almost the same thing, or at least you think they are … it could be an illusion … maybe you’re not in class at all … 3. You start walking in geometric circles. 4. You start analyzing random books, song lyrics, and street signs. 5. You say the same sentence over and over aga…
Last reply by Esteban, -
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1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh nuts, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!” 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you …
Last reply by HardHead, -
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Ok so, i wrote that title just to grab some attention but it does make you think twice before giving your opinion. I heard it last night at a dinner and thought i may share it with your guys
Last reply by ternopil2, -
Yeah I'm a Potterhead. Say whatever you want. But I can't be the only one on here. So to all the Potterheads here, let's unite and have a quiz thread. It can be from the books or movies or maybe trivia. When asking your question, state what book or movie if you want. After posting, just wait for someone else to answer. The next person can ask a new question if he/she is confident with the answer. Or someone else can ask if he/she is confident with the answer that was given by someone else. Otherwise, wait for the asker to confirm. Maybe we can have a discussion forum in the future. Should we have some sort of point system? Or will that be too much trouble? I'll start…
Last reply by MainRostand, -
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The title is quite explanatory, but just for clarification, you post something you have done that makes you feel proud! It can be anything and everything. I will get the ball rolling with: Today I finished my prep work for when I start the IB in September.
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Epic Riddle
by Guest Joseph Swailes- 15 replies
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Saw this in a book somewhere: You are driving back home on an extremely stormy night. It is almost as if there is a hurricane. It is pouring and so windy debris is actually be blown around. So you are driving along a road and come to a bus stop. At the bus stop there are only three people. The bus isn't supposed to come for 45 minutes and with the storm who knows when it will be there. You have room for only one other person in your car. So you can choose to take one of the three people: A) The girl of you dreams, she is perfect for you in every way but she is not from around here and this is the only way you would ever be able to be with her. B) One of your old mates. Bu…
Last reply by Emzy_memzy, -
Alright, the joke is simple. Insert any slogan or catchy phrase you've heard of, and then add, "in bed". Let's see what we can come up with! I'll start with a couple examples. Impossible is nothing (Nike), in bed. Finger licking good (KFC), in bed. I'm lovin it (MacDonalds), in bed.
Last reply by psychologystudent501, -
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Hi everyone, Can you guys could make meaningful English sentence without using vowels ( a,e,i,o,u ). " Nyc, try 2 mk sntc wtht vwls" ( Example) Nw yr trn !
Last reply by lilianna009, -
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Being precise has too many disadvantages. For ex- Man: (typing in the matrimonial search site) I want a wife who is very short, likes cold climate and which takes part in swimming and social activities. Computer: Marry a penguin!
Last reply by Black Bird Lockheed, -
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Look closely at the hynpotoad's Eyes and see if you can avoid its hynposis when postiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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Probably not the most orginal, but anyway, someone posts a random word and the next poster posts another word that he/she associates with the previous random word. You may include how it is linked, if you want. It can be related very creatively. The first word: Lemons ----------------------- When I think of lemons, I think of Lemon Tea ----------------------- Then the new word is lemon tea, and the next poster continues the game.
Last reply by -._._.-, -
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You know, if this is real and students actually wrote essays like this, I would be very very very worried for the fate of humanity. ~*~ The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Winsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady McBeth tries to convince McBeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wr…
Last reply by -._._.-, -
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Personally, I'm glad for the following reasons: 1. I'm two semesters away from getting my degree. 2. It would've totally ruined my New Years' plans. 3. I still don't know: (a) Who let the dogs out? (b) Who the f*ck is Alice?
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Ok, so someone posts a picture so that the next person can come up with a caption. This 'caption-er' then posts another picture for the next person to 'caption-ise'. Simple enough.
Last reply by -._._.-, -
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JUST FOR FUN I could have been Sebastian Shaw (actor), Tony Doyle (politician), or Mark Foo (surfer)! Who were you in your previous life?
Last reply by funny10sport, -
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Here's the rules - This challenge is to tell the most about your musical tastes in 5 albums. Not necessarily your 5 all-time favorite albums, but 5 that, collectively, tell the most about what you like and why. Let's see how broad or narrow the musical tastes of those here are. 1. Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers It's the first album I ever bought on my own, and I absolutely loved it at the time and love it now. 2. Black Clouds and Silver Linings - Dream Theatre The proggy goodness of DT always helps me to study better for some reason, so this is actually my study album. I put it on while revising, strange, I know. 3. Coeur De Pirate - Coeur de Pirate As a stud…
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The Dead Thread 1 2 3 4 7
by Austin Glau- 128 replies
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DEAD FORUM COUNT: (since June 16 2010) 85 If the forum is dead, like right now, then post here. If not, then posting is not mandatory. If you read this then posting is not mandatory. If you didn't read this then you don't know what i am talking about anyway so it is not mandatory. DEAD requirements for summer break or otherwise dead periods of time: (Use this) To Have a Dead Forum, you must have under 3 to 4 registered users including anynomous users and have under 20-23 guests DEAD requirements for the school year: To Have a Dead Forum, you must have under 7 to 11 registered users including anynomous users, and have under 27-30 guests. The forum is also considered de…
Last reply by Austin Glau, -
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Well like the title says, if you were stuck on an island what three items would you bring? I would bring: 1. Water purifier 2. Lighter 3. Tanning lotion (get a nice tan without the damage ;D)
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Uber strike any one ?
by Guest Zoya (aka: ziasha)- 0 replies
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Hey guys do any of u here play uber strike
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since IB students always get a lot of HW, let's post a list of the HW that you got, that you haven't finished. compare your list with others' and see whose is the longest. or just post your HW list anyway, for fun. the HW I have are: 2 econs worksheets 3 econs IAs group 4 project 1 narrative essay read a book for english & write a review TOK essay outline and first 2 para EE data collection phy textbook exercise re-read a few chapters in a book for indo CAS forms and maybe some more that I forgot what HW do you have? post your HW list and try to beat the record
Last reply by Emmi, -
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what is the funniest joke you remember? or what is the most stupid joke you have ever heard?
Last reply by citizenoftheuniverse,