Slovakov Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Granted but all the Polish are said to be alcocholics and thieves. I wish I passed my driving license exam... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, and you totaled the car as you drove out of the testing area.I wish April would end. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but April goes by so quickly that you don't study for May exams and then you fail I wish I could play the guitar. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4lly Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but your guitar is forever out of tuneI wish I was a masterful poet. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted but you go into a deep depression and commit suicide after your mother, cousin-wife and sister all die of TB.I wish asking a girl to prom was not as hard. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but then it becomes too easy to ask someone to prom and the girl you wanted to ask has already been asked before you get a chance to.I wish I had more friends. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4lly Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but it becomes so easy that you end up with 10 prom dates and have to go through the difficult task of turning some of them down. I wish the radio didn't play such annoying songs. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proletariat Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but it becomes so easy that you end up with 10 prom dates and have to go through the difficult task of turning some of them down. I wish the radio didn't play such annoying songs.Granted; you now have incredibly terrible tastes in music, and all the songs on the radio now sound highly appealing.I wish I could make movies like Kubrick. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmi Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but no one goes to see them.I wish it wasn't cold. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted but you melted in the immense heat.I wish I could bypass may and get my 42. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmi Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but you lose your EE the day it's due and therefore can't get your diploma.I wish I could stop procrastinating on this assignment and go to bed Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but you fall asleep and fail it.(My EE is already in the IB hands...with everything else...)I wish Dubstep would not go mainstream! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proletariat Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but you fall asleep and fail it.(My EE is already in the IB hands...with everything else...)I wish Dubstep would not go mainstream!Granted, but you are teleported to the jungles of Papau New Guinea, where music is a couple tens of thousands of years behind.I wish I could cook. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but you give everyone food poisoning.I wish I had a wish that could be uncorrupted. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proletariat Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but you give everyone food poisoning.I wish I had a wish that could be uncorrupted.Granted, but then the thread's killed.I wish I get to surf the net while working more often. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pingg Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but then your vision would become terrible! I wish I could have more free time. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Glau Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted, but you use that free time to procrastinate.I wish that I would stop procrastinating and go do some work. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slovakov Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted but you end up as a no-life who can't think of anything else but work.I wish I didn't have to go to the kitchen to bring myself food. Let it come to me! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miso soup Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 granted, but the food's poisoned.i wish life would be calm again Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slovakov Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Granted but it would be sooo boringI wish I had no German lesson tomorrow. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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