claudika94 Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 what is the funniest joke you remember?or what is the most stupid joke you have ever heard? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paweł Kurpisz Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 hu hu i see IB students don't tell jokes ;D Maybe i will start with a Maths joke: -What does zero say to eight? -nice belt Or another: -You took the virginty from my daughter! I'll kill you! -I apologize! This won't happen again Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Positron Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) Mr. Heisenberg was driving his car a little too fast and he got pulled over by a police officer. The police officer came to his car and asked him: -Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Mr. Heisenberg replies: -No, but do I know where I'm at. Edited April 13, 2012 by Positron Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gemini Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Do you know any good jokes about the periodic table?Na.Why do none of the chemistry students tell any jokes?All the good ones argon.Why are mushrooms always funny?Because they're fungi.At my school, the IB students are incredibly sad students and these are some of the funniest jokes we tell. All those of us who study real sciences (only biology physics and chemistry are HL subjects at my school, if you do science at SL you have to study ESS.) have waged war in the environmental systems and societies students because they take up one chapter in our whole textbook :-) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wykked Wytch Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenoftheuniverse Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Face down ass up...That's the way I TIE MAH SHOES! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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