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sweetnsimple786 · July 17, 2009

The clock struck midnight.

"Oh my god," he thought to himself.

I missed the final episode of...

His thought was interrupted as a projectile flew past his ear.

he ducked behind the couch and thought "Oh my God. They are back."

He jumped into the next room... but they were already there.

The genetically altered penguin assassins were pointing their weapons his way, but before they could fire, he drew his sword and lunged. As usual, he missed.

The little ferret-ninja was nearly blown to pieces as the penguins rained bullets down on the floor where he had been standing not a millisecond earlier.

this would be a fight to the death.

As he jumped away from the bullets, he saw the clock which had just struck midnight get struck by 12 bullets more

grabbing his high-tech mobile phone and running to hide behind the stairs, he called for back-up from the FNSO which stands for...

Fast Nana's (means gran ) Sheilding Opertion. They were the cheapest as they only had 1 employee and that was Nana, who needed the money for her candy addiction.

"Come on!" the warrior shouted as he waited for an answer.

But no answer came so he chucked the phone at one of the genetically altered penguin assassins.

Instantly he regretted it as he realized that he could have used Google to find out how to wipe out the entire monocultured flock if he only knew their weakness.

But this thought was instantly wiped from his mind as he knew he didn't pay for google on his phone... FWOOP!!! The genetically altered penguin assassins were flying towards him and throwing spears... wait... penguins don't fly... These ones do i guess...

Before he could even think about running, the spears dug into him, piercing his body and burning their way through his skin; there was blood and penguins everywhere and he acknowledged that it was going to be the end of him so, in despair, he rummaged through his brain for all the prayers they had taught him in kindergarten, when all of a sudden a calm and composed voice spoke out. He aimed a spear at a flying penguin to see the speaker and his jaw dropped. It was....the Ghost of Christmas Past. (Sorry, couldn't resist )

Oh no, the ferret thought, I hate this guy!

The Ghost of Christmas Past had bombs strapped to his waist...

which he reached for and ate, transporting them to ...

Betelgeuse, a far larger sun than ours.

There, at Betelgeuse (which astonishingly sounds like 'BeetleJuice'), he faced the Ghost of Christmas Past, ready to fight to the death on an unknown planet. He knew he could never win, but he had to try. He threw back his head and with an almighty yell, shouted.......

"Watch Out!!!"

But suddenly, he had an idea of pulling out his copy of GTA4. Everyone was happy as they sat down to enjoy endless hours of fun fun fun.

but then he remembered that he was on a sun... and he was out of sunscreen...

"Oh NOOOOOOOOO!" He yelled, brandishing his fists violently into the air

The Ghost was snapped back to reality by the ferret's roar.

The ferret, followed by the ghost, rushed towards the gift shop a few meters away from him and bought sun screen and some tanning lotion too. He needed a tan to match his cool new gadgets and dark clothes ()

the ghost suddenly couldn't see him in his new clothes and radient tan, so he slipped quietly out the back of the store when he saw a flock of....

he didnt see anything because he has done IB and is now blind fo over-reading

So now this semi-blind Ghost of Christmas Past was unaware of the subtle nuclear fissioning that resulted in the formation of a massive tombstone, with the foreboding words...

"I'll be back". All of a sudden, the Terminator appeared next to the ferret.

"Oh god, I forgot all about him," said the ferret.

The ferret had a little sister, Ana, and two years ago, the Terminator became besotted with her shifty, brown eyes and striped clumps of fur. However, the ferret decided that his sister was much too young, at the ferret age of 9, to run off with any creature. So the ferret decided to....

build a watermelon capsule where he could stuff Ana into and send it back to Earth to save her from the pedo terminator.

However, the watermelon capsule was too cramped for Ana and so like Laika the dog, she died in space. This was the first major tragedy of the ferret's life, and, knowing he had directly caused his sister's death, he...

He wiped the tears off his face, and decided to take the laser beam and attack the Terminator once and for all.

However, at that moment the Terminator was applying cream for cracked heels onto his feet because the sun was causing all the moisture to evaporate from his feet. The Terminator had a salsa dancing class the next morning, and didn't want to miss it because his heels were cracked.

As the ferret aimed the laser, the Terminator jerked up from applying the cream to his heel because his spidey senses were tingling. The electromagnetic waves travelled at the speed of light from the laser toward the Terminator, but they hit the open jar of cream and underwent single slit diffraction, effectively rendering the laser useless as the waves were out of phase.

**Tidus, I like posting the entire story. If people only did their one sentence, then I'd have to look up the last few sentences rather than just getting it from the last post. Laziness. What can you do?

Vvi · July 17, 2009

The clock struck midnight.

"Oh my god," he thought to himself.

I missed the final episode of...

His thought was interrupted as a projectile flew past his ear.

he ducked behind the couch and thought "Oh my God. They are back."

He jumped into the next room... but they were already there.

The genetically altered penguin assassins were pointing their weapons his way, but before they could fire, he drew his sword and lunged. As usual, he missed.

The little ferret-ninja was nearly blown to pieces as the penguins rained bullets down on the floor where he had been standing not a millisecond earlier.

this would be a fight to the death.

As he jumped away from the bullets, he saw the clock which had just struck midnight get struck by 12 bullets more

grabbing his high-tech mobile phone and running to hide behind the stairs, he called for back-up from the FNSO which stands for...

Fast Nana's (means gran ) Sheilding Opertion. They were the cheapest as they only had 1 employee and that was Nana, who needed the money for her candy addiction.

"Come on!" the warrior shouted as he waited for an answer.

But no answer came so he chucked the phone at one of the genetically altered penguin assassins.

Instantly he regretted it as he realized that he could have used Google to find out how to wipe out the entire monocultured flock if he only knew their weakness.

But this thought was instantly wiped from his mind as he knew he didn't pay for google on his phone... FWOOP!!! The genetically altered penguin assassins were flying towards him and throwing spears... wait... penguins don't fly... These ones do i guess...

Before he could even think about running, the spears dug into him, piercing his body and burning their way through his skin; there was blood and penguins everywhere and he acknowledged that it was going to be the end of him so, in despair, he rummaged through his brain for all the prayers they had taught him in kindergarten, when all of a sudden a calm and composed voice spoke out. He aimed a spear at a flying penguin to see the speaker and his jaw dropped. It was....the Ghost of Christmas Past. (Sorry, couldn't resist )

Oh no, the ferret thought, I hate this guy!

The Ghost of Christmas Past had bombs strapped to his waist...

which he reached for and ate, transporting them to ...

Betelgeuse, a far larger sun than ours.

There, at Betelgeuse (which astonishingly sounds like 'BeetleJuice'), he faced the Ghost of Christmas Past, ready to fight to the death on an unknown planet. He knew he could never win, but he had to try. He threw back his head and with an almighty yell, shouted.......

"Watch Out!!!"

But suddenly, he had an idea of pulling out his copy of GTA4. Everyone was happy as they sat down to enjoy endless hours of fun fun fun.

but then he remembered that he was on a sun... and he was out of sunscreen...

"Oh NOOOOOOOOO!" He yelled, brandishing his fists violently into the air

The Ghost was snapped back to reality by the ferret's roar.

The ferret, followed by the ghost, rushed towards the gift shop a few meters away from him and bought sun screen and some tanning lotion too. He needed a tan to match his cool new gadgets and dark clothes ()

the ghost suddenly couldn't see him in his new clothes and radient tan, so he slipped quietly out the back of the store when he saw a flock of....

he didnt see anything because he has done IB and is now blind fo over-reading

So now this semi-blind Ghost of Christmas Past was unaware of the subtle nuclear fissioning that resulted in the formation of a massive tombstone, with the foreboding words...

"I'll be back". All of a sudden, the Terminator appeared next to the ferret.

"Oh god, I forgot all about him," said the ferret.

The ferret had a little sister, Ana, and two years ago, the Terminator became besotted with her shifty, brown eyes and striped clumps of fur. However, the ferret decided that his sister was much too young, at the ferret age of 9, to run off with any creature. So the ferret decided to....

build a watermelon capsule where he could stuff Ana into and send it back to Earth to save her from the pedo terminator.

However, the watermelon capsule was too cramped for Ana and so like Laika the dog, she died in space. This was the first major tragedy of the ferret's life, and, knowing he had directly caused his sister's death, he...

He wiped the tears off his face, and decided to take the laser beam and attack the Terminator once and for all.

However, at that moment the Terminator was applying cream for cracked heels onto his feet because the sun was causing all the moisture to evaporate from his feet. The Terminator had a salsa dancing class the next morning, and didn't want to miss it because his heels were cracked.

As the ferret aimed the laser, the Terminator jerked up from applying the cream to his heel because his spidey senses were tingling. The electromagnetic waves travelled at the speed of light from the laser toward the Terminator, but they hit the open jar of cream and underwent single slit diffraction, effectively rendering the laser useless as the waves were out of phase.

The Terminator had absolutely no idea what had happened, seeing as he was the governor of California that had previously been a famous movie star/body builder with mroe body mass than brains, and so he believed that a spirit living withing the sun had saved his life. He started to worship the sun, which gave the ferret another opening to attack him.

sweetnsimple786 · July 19, 2009

The clock struck midnight.

"Oh my god," he thought to himself.

I missed the final episode of...

His thought was interrupted as a projectile flew past his ear.

he ducked behind the couch and thought "Oh my God. They are back."

He jumped into the next room... but they were already there.

The genetically altered penguin assassins were pointing their weapons his way, but before they could fire, he drew his sword and lunged. As usual, he missed.

The little ferret-ninja was nearly blown to pieces as the penguins rained bullets down on the floor where he had been standing not a millisecond earlier.

this would be a fight to the death.

As he jumped away from the bullets, he saw the clock which had just struck midnight get struck by 12 bullets more

grabbing his high-tech mobile phone and running to hide behind the stairs, he called for back-up from the FNSO which stands for...

Fast Nana's (means gran ) Sheilding Opertion. They were the cheapest as they only had 1 employee and that was Nana, who needed the money for her candy addiction.

"Come on!" the warrior shouted as he waited for an answer.

But no answer came so he chucked the phone at one of the genetically altered penguin assassins.

Instantly he regretted it as he realized that he could have used Google to find out how to wipe out the entire monocultured flock if he only knew their weakness.

But this thought was instantly wiped from his mind as he knew he didn't pay for google on his phone... FWOOP!!! The genetically altered penguin assassins were flying towards him and throwing spears... wait... penguins don't fly... These ones do i guess...

Before he could even think about running, the spears dug into him, piercing his body and burning their way through his skin; there was blood and penguins everywhere and he acknowledged that it was going to be the end of him so, in despair, he rummaged through his brain for all the prayers they had taught him in kindergarten, when all of a sudden a calm and composed voice spoke out. He aimed a spear at a flying penguin to see the speaker and his jaw dropped. It was....the Ghost of Christmas Past. (Sorry, couldn't resist )

Oh no, the ferret thought, I hate this guy!

The Ghost of Christmas Past had bombs strapped to his waist...

which he reached for and ate, transporting them to ...

Betelgeuse, a far larger sun than ours.

There, at Betelgeuse (which astonishingly sounds like 'BeetleJuice'), he faced the Ghost of Christmas Past, ready to fight to the death on an unknown planet. He knew he could never win, but he had to try. He threw back his head and with an almighty yell, shouted.......

"Watch Out!!!"

But suddenly, he had an idea of pulling out his copy of GTA4. Everyone was happy as they sat down to enjoy endless hours of fun fun fun.

but then he remembered that he was on a sun... and he was out of sunscreen...

"Oh NOOOOOOOOO!" He yelled, brandishing his fists violently into the air

The Ghost was snapped back to reality by the ferret's roar.

The ferret, followed by the ghost, rushed towards the gift shop a few meters away from him and bought sun screen and some tanning lotion too. He needed a tan to match his cool new gadgets and dark clothes ()

the ghost suddenly couldn't see him in his new clothes and radient tan, so he slipped quietly out the back of the store when he saw a flock of....

he didnt see anything because he has done IB and is now blind fo over-reading

So now this semi-blind Ghost of Christmas Past was unaware of the subtle nuclear fissioning that resulted in the formation of a massive tombstone, with the foreboding words...

"I'll be back". All of a sudden, the Terminator appeared next to the ferret.

"Oh god, I forgot all about him," said the ferret.

The ferret had a little sister, Ana, and two years ago, the Terminator became besotted with her shifty, brown eyes and striped clumps of fur. However, the ferret decided that his sister was much too young, at the ferret age of 9, to run off with any creature. So the ferret decided to....

build a watermelon capsule where he could stuff Ana into and send it back to Earth to save her from the pedo terminator.

However, the watermelon capsule was too cramped for Ana and so like Laika the dog, she died in space. This was the first major tragedy of the ferret's life, and, knowing he had directly caused his sister's death, he...

He wiped the tears off his face, and decided to take the laser beam and attack the Terminator once and for all.

However, at that moment the Terminator was applying cream for cracked heels onto his feet because the sun was causing all the moisture to evaporate from his feet. The Terminator had a salsa dancing class the next morning, and didn't want to miss it because his heels were cracked.

As the ferret aimed the laser, the Terminator jerked up from applying the cream to his heel because his spidey senses were tingling. The electromagnetic waves travelled at the speed of light from the laser toward the Terminator, but they hit the open jar of cream and underwent single slit diffraction, effectively rendering the laser useless as the waves were out of phase.

The Terminator had absolutely no idea what had happened, seeing as he was the governor of California that had previously been a famous movie star/body builder with mroe body mass than brains, and so he believed that a spirit living withing the sun had saved his life. He started to worship the sun, which gave the ferret another opening to attack him.

And attack he did! The ferret hit the Terminator square in his buns of steel. Sadly, the Terminator's buttocks were not truly made of an alloy but rather skin cells, causing him to...

Amber · January 27, 2010