Moony_PirateKing Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 It was a cold winters night when I brought my brother to a shed in Central, Hong Kong. I was drunk and had a GIANT bruise on my back because of a violent scramble with a polar bear. Experiences had taught me not to play fair, especially when a man with a polar bear is chasing you through pedophiles. I couldn't find my keys and it was starting to spontaneously snow. My brother suddenly realized there was someone watching us from the lighthouse, waiting lustfully for some action. I spied him searching for his gun, destroying everything inside the pant's pockets. Fear killed my brother and octane almost began pouring into our mouths since hydrogen bombs were reacting with corpses, causing exothermic decomposition. In ten years, doomsday was going to be a terrible plague woman with cookies and sperm whales' noses covered disgustingly in endometrium sandwiches. Pringles were my secret favourite weapon. The man exploded when I oxidized a metal Pringle and my dead uncle exploded into Master Chief yelling "I made green tea spontaneously evolve by adding hydrogen bubbles". It soon evolved into sixty creepy centipedes that could devour anything. Suddenly a chimpanzee exploded. Then Austin Glau came in and said Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moony_PirateKing Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 ah that was a continue the story thing Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyana Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 acquaintance It was a struggle to spell out this word... So I googled it Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugalarex Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Quote You're not very basic, to be quite honest. You like a few things that everyone tends to flock over, but for the most part you go ~against the mainstream~. So I took a basic bitch quiz on Buzzfeed.... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
haleypalmer Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 last thing I copied: https://twitter.com/haleypalmer18 apparently I love promoting my twitter Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Kirkton Farm Hmm, I think thats the person who used this computer before me... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iBinbar Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 What is your real name? 2. Where are you from? 3. How did you find out about IB Survival? 4. What made you register on IB Survival? 5. When did you (approximately) register here? 6. What is your favourite IB subject? 7. When are you graduating? 8. What are your plans for university? 9. What are your free-time hobbies? 10. If you could change one thing on IB Survival, what would it be? ooh I did the interview I forgot... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Happy_Monkey Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 About five years ago I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I’ve always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking. I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minutes of one evening. It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and I was walking near a police patrolled park quite a ways from my apartment. It was a quiet night, even for a week night, with very little traffic and almost no one on foot. The park, as it was most nights, was completely empty. I turned down a short side street in order to loop back to my apartment when I first noticed him. At the far end of the street, on my side, was the silhouette of a man, dancing. It was a strange dance, similar to a waltz, but he finished each “box” with an odd forward stride. I guess you could say he was dance-walking, headed straight for me. Deciding he was probably drunk, I stepped as close as I could to the road to give him the majority of the sidewalk to pass me by. The closer he got, the more I realized how gracefully he was moving. He was very tall and lanky, and wearing an old suit. He danced closer still, until I could make out his face. His eyes were open wide and wild, head tilted back slightly, looking off at the sky. His mouth was formed in a painfully wide cartoon of a smile. Between the eyes and the smile, I decided to cross the street before he danced any closer. I took my eyes off of him to cross the empty street. As I reached the other side, I glanced back… and then stopped dead in my tracks. He had stopped dancing and was standing with one foot in the street, perfectly parallel to me. He was facing me but still looking skyward. Smile still wide on his lips. ?I was completely and utterly unnerved by this. I started walking again, but kept my eyes on the man. He didn’t move. Once I had put about half a block between us, I turned away from him for a moment to watch the sidewalk in front of me. The street and sidewalk ahead of me were completely empty. Still unnerved, I looked back to where he had been standing to find him gone. For the briefest of moments I felt relieved, until I noticed him. He had crossed the street, and was now slightly crouched down. I couldn’t tell for sure due to the distance and the shadows, but I was certain he was facing me. I had looked away from him for no more than 10 seconds, so it was clear that he had moved fast. I was so shocked that I stood there for some time, staring at him. And then he started moving toward me again. He took giant, exaggerated tip toed steps, as if he were a cartoon character sneaking up on someone. Except he was moving very, very quickly. I’d like to say at this point I ran away or pulled out my pepper spray or my cellphone or anything at all, but I didn’t. I just stood there, completely frozen as the smiling man crept toward me. And then he stopped again, about a car length away from me. Still smiling his smile, still looking to the sky. When I finally found my voice, I blurted out the first thing that came to mind. What I meant to ask was, “What the **** do you want?!” in an angry, commanding tone. What came out was a whimper, “What the fuu…?” Regardless of whether or not humans can smell fear, they can certainly hear it. I heard it in my own voice, and that only made me more afraid. But he didn’t react to it at all. He just stood there, smiling. And then, after what felt like forever, he turned around, very slowly, and started dance-walking away. Just like that. Not wanting to turn my back to him again, I just watched him go, until he was far enough away to almost be out of sight. And then I realized something. He wasn’t moving away anymore, nor was he dancing. I watched in horror as the distant shape of him grew larger and larger. He was coming back my way. And this time he was running. I ran too. I ran until I was off of the side road and back onto a better lit road with sparse traffic. Looking behind me then, he was nowhere to be found. The rest of the way home, I kept glancing over my shoulder, always expecting to see his stupid smile, but he was never there. I lived in that city for six months after that night, and I never went out for another walk. There was something about his face that always haunted me. He didn’t look drunk, he didn’t look high. He looked completely and utterly insane. And that’s a very, very scary thing to see. Um... how do I explain this? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iBinbar Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 4/27/2016 at 1:37 AM, A_Happy_Monkey said: Um... how do I explain this? I have to know... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iblearner Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 A group of 10 students includes 3 from Year 12 and four from Year 11. The principal calls a meeting with 5 students randomly selected from the group. Calculate the probability that exactly 2 Year 12 and 2 Year 11 students are called to the meeting. lol i copied this math question to search for the solution on google Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
senora-eel Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2.0138813804 I was finding log0.55 (0.3) for a math question. 0.55^2.0138813804≈0.3 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Othiliaa Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 Tinder Social, a new product that we’re testing with a small group of users in Australia. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac117 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 http://9gag.com/gag/aYe5O40?ref=mobile.s.cp I don't know how to explain this... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iblearner Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 18 minutes ago, mac117 said: http://9gag.com/gag/aYe5O40?ref=mobile.s.cp I don't know how to explain this... but you gotta Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac117 Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 This is what my brain is doing right now. It cannot be explained. Hormones.. or something. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iblearner Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, mac117 said: This is what my brain is doing right now. It cannot be explained. Hormones.. or something. Dude I love VITAS (though this song is wierd) He is an incredible singer ~chum drum chum drum chum drum chum drum bendra ohooooohoohhh~ Edited May 8, 2016 by iblearner Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bynary Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iblearner Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 2 hours ago, bynary said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc lmao nice song Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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So Young Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 http://www.prenhall.com/divisions/esm/app/graphing/ti83/index.html ^ lol a site that helps with using the calculator Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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