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If you decide to go with the third question I suggest you may want to further narrow it down by specifying the term "local". As you're from Canada -presumably from Ottawa - I would include the name of the region - or at least of the state of Ontario.

I was answering a question on the forums, and restructured my answer ;)

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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.  
Sorry. I'm excited.

 

It was sent as a joke to a friend of mine. Pls no hate.

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It was a cold winters night when I brought my brother to a shed in Central, Hong Kong. I was drunk and had a GIANT bruise on my back because of a violent scramble with a polar bear. Experiences had taught me not to play fair, especially when a man with a polar bear is chasing you through paedophiles. I couldn't find my keys and it was starting to spontaneously snow. My brother suddenly realised there was someone watching us from the lighthouse, waiting lustfully for some action. I spied him searching for his gun, destroying everything inside the pant's pockets. Fear killed my brother and octane almost began pouring into our mouths since hydrogen bombs were reacting with corpses, causing exothermic decomposition. In ten years, doomsday was going to be a terrible plague woman with cookies and sperm whales' noses covered disgustingly in endometrium sandwiches. Pringles were my secret favourite weapon. The man exploded when I oxidised a metal Pringle and my dead uncle exploded into Master Chief yelling "I made green tea spontaneously evolve by adding hydrogen bubbles". It soon evolved into sixty creepy centipedes that could devour anything. Suddenly a chimpanzee exploded. Then Austin Glau came in and said: "What the fox say?" Nobody

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PART VI
 
First Voice
'But tell me, tell me! speak again, 
Thy soft response renewing— 
What makes that ship drive on so fast? 
What is the ocean doing?' 
 
Second Voice
Still as a slave before his lord, 
The ocean hath no blast; 
His great bright eye most silently 
Up to the Moon is cast— 
 
If he may know which way to go; 
For she guides him smooth or grim. 
See, brother, see! how graciously 
She looketh down on him.' 
 
First Voice
'But why drives on that ship so fast, 
Without or wave or wind?' 
 
Second Voice
'The air is cut away before, 
And closes from behind. 
 
Fly, brother, fly! more high, more high! 
Or we shall be belated: 
For slow and slow that ship will go, 
When the Mariner's trance is abated.' 
 
I woke, and we were sailing on 
As in a gentle weather: 
'Twas night, calm night, the moon was high; 
The dead men stood together. 
 
All stood together on the deck, 
For a charnel-dungeon fitter: 
All fixed on me their stony eyes, 
That in the Moon did glitter. 
 
The pang, the curse, with which they died, 
Had never passed away: 
I could not draw my eyes from theirs, 
Nor turn them up to pray. 
 
And now this spell was snapt: once more 
I viewed the ocean green, 
And looked far forth, yet little saw 
Of what had else been seen— 
 
Like one, that on a lonesome road 
Doth walk in fear and dread, 
And having once turned round walks on, 
And turns no more his head; 
Because he knows, a frightful fiend 
Doth close behind him tread. 
 
But soon there breathed a wind on me, 
Nor sound nor motion made: 
Its path was not upon the sea, 
In ripple or in shade. 
 
It raised my hair, it fanned my cheek 
Like a meadow-gale of spring— 
It mingled strangely with my fears, 
Yet it felt like a welcoming. 
 
Swiftly, swiftly flew the ship, 
Yet she sailed softly too: 
Sweetly, sweetly blew the breeze— 
On me alone it blew. 
 
Oh! dream of joy! is this indeed 
The light-house top I see? 
Is this the hill? is this the kirk? 
Is this mine own countree? 
 
We drifted o'er the harbour-bar, 
And I with sobs did pray— 
O let me be awake, my God! 
Or let me sleep alway. 
 
The harbour-bay was clear as glass, 
So smoothly it was strewn! 
And on the bay the moonlight lay, 
And the shadow of the Moon. 
 
The rock shone bright, the kirk no less, 
That stands above the rock: 
The moonlight steeped in silentness 
The steady weathercock. 
 
And the bay was white with silent light, 
Till rising from the same, 
Full many shapes, that shadows were, 
In crimson colours came. 
 
A little distance from the prow 
Those crimson shadows were: 
I turned my eyes upon the deck— 
Oh, Christ! what saw I there! 
 
Each corse lay flat, lifeless and flat, 
And, by the holy rood! 
A man all light, a seraph-man, 
On every corse there stood. 
 
This seraph-band, each waved his hand: 
It was a heavenly sight! 
They stood as signals to the land, 
Each one a lovely light; 
 
This seraph-band, each waved his hand, 
No voice did they impart— 
No voice; but oh! the silence sank 
Like music on my heart. 
 
But soon I heard the dash of oars, 
I heard the Pilot's cheer; 
My head was turned perforce away 
And I saw a boat appear. 
 
The Pilot and the Pilot's boy, 
I heard them coming fast: 
Dear Lord in Heaven! it was a joy 
The dead men could not blast. 
 
I saw a third—I heard his voice: 
It is the Hermit good! 
He singeth loud his godly hymns 
That he makes in the wood. 
He'll shrieve my soul, he'll wash away 
The Albatross's blood. 
 
Working on Rime of the Ancient Mariner haha ^^

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(Apparently, I love calculus a lot)

我們以R 表實數系, 這是個世界通用之數學符號. 本課程中亦常用以下符號:

R=

def

R Ä {0}, 非零實數集合.

R+ =

def {x ∈ R | x ≥ 0}, 非負實數集合.

R

+ =

def {x ∈ R | x > 0}, 正實數集合.

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