mushroom Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Her leg wasn't able to survive, as no one bothered to address it Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 Cruz promised Lauren a new leg if she'd vote for him in the next election. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Lauren's leg was not worth the destruction Cruz might cause to the U.S. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Because they needed a president to throw Bill in jail, the Republicans asked Lauren to pick a president from their party as she had sacrificed a leg for their cause. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Naturally, she decided she would become president Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 "You're a kid, Lauren.You can't be president!" Cruz yelled at Lauren. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 So Lauren pulled out a vial she had brought with her all the way from Hogwarts- an aging potion! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Before Lauren could do anything the Secret Service removed the aging potion and blew it up. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 "CHOOSE ME ALREADY." Cruz yelled, stomping on his feet. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 The votes were finally counted and Cruz was declared the winner... by 1. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Two magic votes came out of nowhere, making a three way tie between Cruz, Rubio and Kasich. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 And Lauren was left with the decision of casting the vote that would decide the winner... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 And She chose to vote for........ Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Little Marco Rubio, the pretty faced Cuban. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Kasich and Cruz demanded a recount Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 As they had already wasted so much time and the US really wanted a president, they were denied the recount and had to accept that Rubio was president Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 They proceeded to sue the U.S. for denying their right to a fair election Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 the lawsuit did nothing however, as the money was drawn from the US treasury and so the US was struck with Rubio anyway Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Rubio was a very happy man and thanked Lauren by offering her to make her his protege. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Lauren misinterpreted what he was saying and somehow thought he was angry at her Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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