IB_taking_over Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Rubio extended his hand and Lauren grabbed it and in a karate like fashion threw him on the ground. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Lauren was a poor martial artist, so the karate move turned into an awkward tango. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 The now tangoing Rubio and Lauren summoned the ghost of Juan Peron. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Bill Clinton took advantage of Peron's sudden appearance and decided to make a run for it. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 By the time they notice he's gone, he's more than 100 miles into Canada Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 But the Canadians kicked him out, as they were in the process of building a wall against Trump anyway and found him quickly Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 As Trump had taken on some missiles head on and building a wall in not Canadian, they welcomed their good friend Bill who was being stalked by Juan Peron's ghost. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 But he had left Hilary behind and she was forming a plan to bring him back... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 While Hillary snuck of the court room to bring Bill back, Lauren and Rubio were still awkwardly tangoing. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 the boarder guards stopped Hillary before she could reach Bill Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 Hillary used her private jet to fly to Canada, laughing at the border guards as she passed them. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Once in Canada she was stopped and asked to explain what exactly she meant by "put the lid back on the radiator fluid of the middle east," something she said in Ohio. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 "I don't know. My secretary wrote the script for me." Hillary explained, "Now I request that my husband and I get our well-deserved privacy." Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Hillary grabbed her husband and ran away Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 By the time she got to the border, she realized that instead of grabbing Bill she had grabbed.... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Bill the beaver Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 She stared at the beaver, dumbfounded and her mouth agape. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 And the beaver said, 'oh, sorry, I thought you were going to take me on an adventure to America! I want to see the world...' Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 In the back of her mind, Hillary thought she was going insane, but she said to the beaver, "I'll take you back to Washington D.C if you help me against those backward Republicans." Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushroom Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 And the beaver agreed, despite his lack of understanding in politics and not knowing what the republicans even are Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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