behaaa Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Apparently Voldemort's balls were his last 2 horcruxes! He died soon after. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 then harry showed up, and was like, "hey, I am supposed to kill voldermort." Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynxarin Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 The she said, I'm so sorry bro, it was a mistake. Maybe we can revive him..? Go get Dumbledore. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 And Dumbeldore was like sorry brah, cant do jack, maybe you and emma watson and our hero should have sex to make up Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 In an attempt to revive Voldemort, they went with Dumbledore's plan. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton Woofer Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 But this was cut short by a raging case of erectile disfunction. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 And Emma Watson was like, "That's tiny man" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac117 Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Then he was pissed and left the room. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) and could hear Dumbeldore getting busy with Watson, and burst into tears as she was the hottest actress he knew. (Guys, just a quick point, this story is entering R rated content, pretty soon we are going to have ban anyone below 18 from reading it right?) Edited March 23, 2015 by King112 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac117 Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 And then he realised they were playing Twister, and that was where all the noises were coming from.(Saved it ^^) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anton Woofer Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Bewildered and confused, Lauren decided to fly to Mongolia on the back of a flying capybara. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 The bird flew at the speed of light.(@Mac, thanks buddy. We all would have probably been banned had the story carried on like that, ) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Suddenly, it crashed into a tree. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biotonic Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Lauren fell. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 As she fell, she could hear Avenged Sevenfold live in concert Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 She landed on one of the band members. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 The drummer screamed in pain Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 and so Synyster gates threw her off stage, and then entered a kick ass solo Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 Suddenly, a unicorn appeared on the stage and grabbed the microphone! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 As the unicorn grabbed the microphone, everybody stood there and waited for the unicorn to sing .... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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