King112 Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 and it did, because then Eminem showed up and rapped rap god in front of her and said, "I'm the rap god. who the **** are you?" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 At a total loss of words, all she could do was open and close her mouth like a fish. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 All of a sudden, the words came out of her mouth. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 She said "Oh my God. Can I have your autograph?" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 That's when he broke out into a song Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 He rapped Rap God and hit his supersonic speed. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouribjourney Posted January 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 CHAPTER 1It had started off as a normal day in Lauren's life. However, Lauren had no idea that it would be her last... Living as a mighty dinosaur during the extinction of these predators, Lauren realized, was no easy feat. She had been walking along the side of the road, heading home after a long day at school and basketball practice. She heard a rustle in the trees. And a feral dog jumped at her from the trees. The dog started following her. She got scared and started screaming. She then started to run away as the dog started chasing her. Unfortunately, she wasn't fast enough. And she realized she left her serum at the lab she was working at..... Even though she was not a fast runner, she was professional at flying. She spread her wings and took off. To her surprise, the dog grew wings and transformed into a small dragon. She realized that this was no ordinary dog, but a shapeshifting one! The shape shifting dog was gaining on her.... Then she grabbed her AK47 from her purse and opened fire at the dog. The bullets deflected. And shattered a glass window of a skyscraper, leading them both into a huge, modern office. As they flew threw the wall, Lauren got an insight of how to improve her career, just like the other stupid, but way better looking and hotter people had. She realized she is a "dragonborn" and could just demand anything she ever wanted. It was then that she heard the voice. She shivered and looked around, but couldn't figure out from where the voice was coming. The voice, only so quietly whispering her name. The voice was raspy, like fingernails being run down a blackboard. "Lauren..." it croaked, "The time has come for you to leave this material world, and fulfill your true purpose as a Dragonborn." She was frozen in place. She felt a mighty whoosh as some powerful force dragged her to High Hrothgar, landing in a heap in front of the Greybeards. The Greybeards drew their blades and walked towards her, their eyes filled with murderous intent. She backed into a corner and believed that she was no match against them. Out of the blue, Chuck Norris showed up and did some Kung Fu **** on their asses and sent them running. Lauren, not having time to thank Chuck Norris, spread her wings to fly off, but as she did this, she realized that one of the Greybeards had pierced her left wing when she wasn't looking! Chuck Norris grinned at her and put a bandage on her wing, before vanishing in a puff of grey smoke. She took flight once more. And as she flew, she heard the distant rumble of canons ready for war. She was going to become a police officer. Becoming a police officer has always been Lauren's dream. She wanted to fight crime in the city. But, first she had visit her old friend. However, she was oblivious about the fact that her old friend is a dragonborn as well. Her old friend went by the name Frank Mullet. Frank Mullet enjoyed eating large volumes of pizza sauce. Some people--thoroughly boring people need I remind you--would find it ridiculous that this sauce-loving Frank Mullet and Lauren the flying Dragonborn dinosaur could have possibly become the two closest friends in the world. Realizing that she'd reached her destination, she went to knock on the door and found it was already unlocked.The door creaked open with the touch of her hand-foot-talon-whateverthing, revealing the broken table, the scattered papers, the shattered wine glasses, the blood on the floor, but Frank was nowhere to be seen. Walking into the kitchen, she noticed a note stuck onto the fridge and ripped it off, but before she could read it, heard a painful hiss right above her. She looked up to see the strange woman hissing at her from atop the fridge. Her skin was slimy, and her eyes were the colour of topaz. She hissed, "youd'cha like my prank?â€. Laughing in a voice that sounded oddly male and distinctly familiar, she saw the grotesque creature move its face to reveal none other than Frank Mullet...well with topaz-coloured contacts. She hit him with a pan. Watching him crumple to the ground with a little regret, she remembered the note and took it out to read, for her own curiosity. When a lightning suddenly struck the note which started burning. Lauren gave a startled roar and dropped the burning note on the floor. She would never know what it read. CHAPTER 2However, she was too busy (a) being a happy sheep; (b) flying away to Africa to cure Ebola; © visiting the magical kingdom of frogs; and (d) dancing with the depressed cows. Then, her boyfriend called and asked if he got his note, and whether she liked the ring. She told him she sold the ring for money to go on an IKEA shopping spree. Then she told him she was just kidding, that she'd never found a ring and that the note had been burned (not by her). A unicorn with a rainbow mane of silk trotted by. Gaping at the scene in front of her, she thought to herself, "Could my life get more bizarre?". And it did, because then Eminem showed up and rapped rap god in front of her and said, "I'm the rap god. who the **** are you?". At a total loss of words, all she could do was open and close her mouth like a fish. All of a sudden, the words came out of her mouth. She said "Oh my God. Can I have your autograph?". That's when he broke out into a song. He rapped Rap God and hit his supersonic speed. As Eminem flew away, Lauren went through the events of that day in her mind to make sure she wasn't going crazy. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 And she wasnt, because awesome students of IB, who are on the awesome IBSurvival site, were writting her story Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted February 1, 2015 Report Share Posted February 1, 2015 This helped her stay calm until she saw the big, dark clouds in front of her as she was flying Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 the clouds rumbled, and the Harry Potter logo formed in front of her saying, "Find Harry Potter, and he will help you" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 And then the Elder wand appeared in front of her, floating enticingly. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 She grabbed it and screamed: AVADA KEDAVRA. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 But nothing happened. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 or so she thought, because then Lord Voldermorts dying scream was heard across the sky Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbTrojan Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 That's when the visions started Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 she saw a world covered in cotton candy Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csaba Goeroeg Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 so she had to interbreed a three-fifth with a octopus in order to get rid of the cotton plague before it would give her diabetes Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
behaaa Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 so she shoved it up her butt! (Office Reference) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 and realised that her story was becoming way to weird for her liking Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
behaaa Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 so she decided to have some cake instead Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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