Silviana Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 omg... I can barely BREATHE from all this laughing. who knew IBers have a sense of humour?! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
youcantstopthebeat Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Lol! I guess my English commentary wasn't THAT bad after all Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mribakov Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Ahhh, nothing like an idiot to make you feel good about yourself Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatgirl Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 wow, these are hilarious!I once wrote a prayer on my math test...and nothing else...and surprise, I didn't fail! :0 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Shiver Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 That Walt Whitman one was amazing.Although I doubt it's real. Teacher handwriting is never that neat. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spiritus Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 True story:As a final essay, a class had to write an in-class essay on how they define courage. Timer starts, and one guy just goes to sleep. Time runs, time runs, time runs. Five minutes left. The guy wakes up, picks up his pencil for the first time. Waits a bit. Less than a minute left, the guy writes, in big, capital letters: "THIS IS COURAGE." Turns it in.Full marks. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yodude888 Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 True story:As a final essay, a class had to write an in-class essay on how they define courage. Timer starts, and one guy just goes to sleep. Time runs, time runs, time runs. Five minutes left. The guy wakes up, picks up his pencil for the first time. Waits a bit. Less than a minute left, the guy writes, in big, capital letters: "THIS IS COURAGE." Turns it in.Full marks.Urban legend much?On my IGCSE Biology exam (ok, so not IB, and not an essay, but anyway...) there was a question: *Draw a fully annotated diagram of a fly larva*I basically true a bad squiggle thing that looked like the lovechild of the Michelin Man, and then true a line to it and wrote "diagram of fly larva". I then circled all of that, and drew a line to it saying "annotated diagram of fly larva".I still got an A*. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruan Chun Xian Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 But that's only one thing though. The diagram shouldn't be a huge part of the exam. A* in IGCSE is like anything over 88% or something if I remember correctly. If you do other stuff right it shouldn't have affected you at all. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Tom had no more conflicts with his mistress after she died.The Great Gatsby? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beccilini Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 On a history test in Pre-IB the question was "what was the anschluss" I wrote "a german word" . My teacher wrote "True" but I still got 0 marks. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-2-3 Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Look at these ones.http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Student_E...ers_91_2007.phpI think I understand the pain of the person doing the integrals question Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahuta ♥ Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Haha, lol, Ive seen these before, my favorite remains the integrals one,,,and yeah i feel their pain *sigh* Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelleee Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 She sat on a thorn for 63 years.all i can say is ... ouch.i should dig up some of the stuff i know my friends wrote - *adds to to-do list along with finish ee by tomorrow, reviving my social life and actually having a holiday on holidays. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 When we were little (like 14 years old), part of our maths exam was a question asking you to determine the volume of a series of three containers filled with liquid, and then decide which one the guy should drink if he was very thirsty.I had absolutely no clue, so I got out my green and pink highlighters and spent 5 minutes decorating 2 of the 3 containers pink and green and drawing little bubbles spurting out the top. Then I wrote that the guy should drink the third container, because the other two were quite plainly filled with poison.I actually got half marks Only because my maths teacher had a sense of humour that year, ahah Haven't dared do anything like it since then, though, not since things started to matter! I don't want my marks taken away from me for being childish!! D8I'm loving the 'expand the brackets' one Cracks me up every time I see it. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 LOL I love the "THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE WAY!" and "because he slept with his boss's wife"So hilarious! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabbageaddict Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 "In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady McBeth tries to convince McBeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood."Oh yes... he 'relieves' himself in that 'long soliloquy'. Guess McBeth attacked his manhood to get some attention. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farhan Anis Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 What The HELL is it!! hahah!! lol!! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-._._.- Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 You've got to admire all these people. I would actually want to try these but I know that I wouldn't dare.This is what my friend wrote for our physics paper (it's just a school exam - mocks of the mocks):Sorry for terrible answers.Apparently my teacher replied. He said something likeYeah well the sad thing is, you're not alone. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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