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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: 'I am very rich.

'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... '

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says: 'He's very rich.

'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich.

'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

her a drink, you open the door (of the car)'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations... '

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

up to you and says:'You are very rich!

'Can you marry ! me?' - That's Brand Recognition. ..'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she

introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap...'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say anything, another person come

and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she

goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share...'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your

wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets...'

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Wee, first reply. <_<

Haha I've read this one before, but can't even remember where or when. Love it! :D

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'

That's also the most-likely feedback.

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I find nerdy pickuplines hilarious, and if they're math related, it makes me laugh even harder. Share your nerdy pickuplines, and allow everyone to fall in love with you:P

Hey baby, your sweeter than 3.14;)

I wish I was a function and you were an asymptote, so that I can move closer and closer to you :P

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Woahhh. That site has a lot of nerdy pick up lines.

This isn't a pick-up line but ppl go around calling each other third derivatives all the time. Or sometimes write f(u) to the third derivative. That is completely nerdy.

Ok some math pick up lines:

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

If i were a function then you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. <--- Lol

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

Hey...nice assymptote.

None of these are mine. I found them at http://alumni.imsa.edu/~freakyjo/mathjokes.html.

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This isn't a pick-up line but ppl go around calling each other third derivatives all the time. Or sometimes write f(u) to the third derivative. That is completely nerdy.

Haha my prof wrote f(u) on the board a couple of times, and I swear I giggle each time. It's sorta like how I write sex instead of secx sometimes by accident.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

So overused haha.

Heard that a million times in the past 6 years.

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My friend had a whole .txt file with these.

Math one:

Hey baby, let's integrate :P

Physics-related one:

"Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress"

This one makes me laugh every time:

Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

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Haha IB incest... amen to that.

I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class.

Wait, we're not supposed to date other IB students in our class??? Well, that sucks.

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Haha IB incest... amen to that.

I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class.

Wait, we're not supposed to date other IB students in our class??? Well, that sucks.

Haha oops..my boyfriend and I are both IB graduates and we started dating in IB lol.

To be fair though it wasn't really "IB incest" yet for us since we started dating November 2006, and IB1 started in September 2006 for us. So really we hadn't formed our IB family yet :P .

I don't think we would've gone out if he asked me out in IB2 for sure because by then it'd be too weird. There were 2 other IB couples in my year but they'd broken up by the end of IB2.

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My god, some jokes here have really cracked me up ;D

I got one,

"Say, isn't that Schoerdinger's Dress you're wearing -- and I don't suppose there's a chance that perhaps later on I might get to collapse your waveform?"

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