Ruan Chun Xian Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. 'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... ' 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..' 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..' 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations... ' 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! me?' - That's Brand Recognition. ..' 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...' 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap...' 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share...' 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets...' 8 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymouser Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Wee, first reply. Haha I've read this one before, but can't even remember where or when. Love it! 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives youa nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'That's also the most-likely feedback. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kman Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 I find nerdy pickuplines hilarious, and if they're math related, it makes me laugh even harder. Share your nerdy pickuplines, and allow everyone to fall in love with you:PHey baby, your sweeter than 3.14;)I wish I was a function and you were an asymptote, so that I can move closer and closer to you Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindieeluieee Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 (edited) Haha, yeah. I love them too. Girl, if you were a differential equation, i'd want to be tangent to your curves! Edited December 16, 2008 by lindieeluieee Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kman Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 i steal most of these off the internet but o well i wish i was sin^2x and you were cos^2x because then together we'd be one Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfabeta Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Your hair is nice and paralell..... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ongfufu Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 this is physics:According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we way already be in love right now. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) Why not just go through the Facebook group and pick out the relevant math pickup lines?: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2219995647Hmph, I remember some of those being used on me. So immature. Edited January 28, 2009 by Irene Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kman Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Why not just go through the Facebook group and pick out the relevant math pickup lines?: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2219995647Hmph, I remember some of those being used on me. So immature. you should be flattered! there is nothing immature about math pickuplines- they reveal sophistication 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenesme Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Woahhh. That site has a lot of nerdy pick up lines.This isn't a pick-up line but ppl go around calling each other third derivatives all the time. Or sometimes write f(u) to the third derivative. That is completely nerdy.Ok some math pick up lines:Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. If i were a function then you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you. I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. <--- LolI'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?Hey...nice assymptote.None of these are mine. I found them at http://alumni.imsa.edu/~freakyjo/mathjokes.html. 2 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashika Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 This isn't a pick-up line but ppl go around calling each other third derivatives all the time. Or sometimes write f(u) to the third derivative. That is completely nerdy.Haha my prof wrote f(u) on the board a couple of times, and I swear I giggle each time. It's sorta like how I write sex instead of secx sometimes by accident.I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.So overused haha.Heard that a million times in the past 6 years. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefuhfuh Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Ahahahaha. Yay, for distractions from IA hell! ;PI can see two guys from my group saying these all day long, just for kicks. Otherwise, it's considered IB incest. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashika Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Haha IB incest... amen to that.I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laborare Nolo Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 "If me + x = 1, and x = you, then me + you = 1 " Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmartin Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 did you hear the Biology one? If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your jeans. lol Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinuxBeta Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 My friend had a whole .txt file with these. Math one: Hey baby, let's integrate Physics-related one: "Let's get together and test the spring potential of my mattress" This one makes me laugh every time: Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenvrae Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Haha IB incest... amen to that.I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class.Wait, we're not supposed to date other IB students in our class??? Well, that sucks. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__inthemaking Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) Haha IB incest... amen to that.I think everyone learned that the hard way in my graduating class.Wait, we're not supposed to date other IB students in our class??? Well, that sucks.Haha oops..my boyfriend and I are both IB graduates and we started dating in IB lol. To be fair though it wasn't really "IB incest" yet for us since we started dating November 2006, and IB1 started in September 2006 for us. So really we hadn't formed our IB family yet .I don't think we would've gone out if he asked me out in IB2 for sure because by then it'd be too weird. There were 2 other IB couples in my year but they'd broken up by the end of IB2. Edited June 1, 2009 by __inthemaking Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetnsimple786 Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive&If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?Oh dear. I might have kinda used the last one in bio... 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
powa2 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 My god, some jokes here have really cracked me up ;DI got one, "Say, isn't that Schoerdinger's Dress you're wearing -- and I don't suppose there's a chance that perhaps later on I might get to collapse your waveform?" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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